Think twice about that full body tux tat, Guillermo.
A number of years ago I had the brilliant idea of giving myself a full body Lacoste tennis ensemble tattoo, thinking it would help my game. It was a gracious work of art beautifully pieced together with bold colors and textured prints. The snazzy belt artwork was a bit of a trial and don't even get me started on the "gator" logo that rested on my left nipple, but the pain was nothing that a few chilled Champale's couldn't conquer.
Sadly it was all for naught, as my tennis partner at the time Joey Heatherton suffered a few personal setbacks that forced her to leave my side, there went our doubles game and the need for my sporty full body attire. It also robbed me of taking the lead in the off Broadway hit, Oh!Calcutta! Bill Macy got the job and I ended up as the best "dressed" bather at the Liberty Baths.
That being said, I always wished Imogene Cocoa had showed us a bit of her glorious gams in On the Twentieth Century, now there was a Broadway firecracker!
Unfledge them of their...perriwigs, And they appear like bald-cootes, in the nest.
Beaumont, Knt. Malta, (1616).