Oh. I didn't know about the Bounty. But what about Guillermo's desired full body tat? That's going to take more than one measly little piece of paper towel. Can you guys really go the distance?
Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.
Wow, Akbar! My uncle wants a Shamu tattoo - actual size. I think that after the work is completed, there will be skin room left for an array of salt-water fish.
I'll send him right over! (Hide the foodstuffs.)
Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.
Think twice about that full body tux tat, Guillermo. A number of years ago I had the brilliant idea of giving myself a full body Lacoste tennis ensemble tattoo, thinking it would help my game. It was a gracious work of art beautifully pieced together with bold colors and textured prints. The snazzy belt artwork was a bit of a trial and don't even get me started on the "gator" logo that rested on my left nipple, but the pain was nothing that a few chilled Champale's couldn't conquer.
Sadly it was all for naught, as my tennis partner at the time Joey Heatherton suffered a few personal setbacks that forced her to leave my side, there went our doubles game and the need for my sporty full body attire. It also robbed me of taking the lead in the off Broadway hit, Oh!Calcutta! Bill Macy got the job and I ended up as the best "dressed" bather at the Liberty Baths.
That being said, I always wished Imogene Cocoa had showed us a bit of her glorious gams in On the Twentieth Century, now there was a Broadway firecracker!
Unfledge them of their...perriwigs, And they appear like bald-cootes, in the nest.
Beaumont, Knt. Malta, (1616).
Joey Heatherton got hurt? I didn't hear that. I'm on her fan club mailing list too. I haven't tried the Champale for pain relief but I will go out to Price Chopper and get some as soon as Oprah is over. I'm getting a little sick of the Schlitz.
The parlor near the Lincoln Tunnel sounds good but since I'm up to my ears in this Buffalo caper, I will save the address and phone number and try it for my dog, Daschel. Does anyone know if they do doggie tats there? I had a Rin Tin Tin tat in mind for him to cheer him up after his recent hospitalization.
"Always smile at your enemies. It will keep them on their toes"
In Guys and Dolls, did Faith Prince do a strip tease for "Take Back Your Mink"?
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
Guillermo, you really need to go to Confession. After what you put Daschel through, it's going to take more than one lousy Rin Tin Tin tattoo to get back into his and the Lord's good graces.
Why not take responsibility for your transgressions and get a dog tat YOURSELF? You can look, uh, down, and witness the lifelong reminder of what you did to Daschel. That ought to knock a couple of years of your stay in Purgatory.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.
I was waiting for some kind of word on dear Daschel, perhaps he'd enjoy the Champale...speaking of "dogs", there was tons of skin on display in GOOD VIBRATIONS.
Unfledge them of their...perriwigs, And they appear like bald-cootes, in the nest.
Beaumont, Knt. Malta, (1616).
Geez, Heart, where did you have in mind for the dog tattoo? If Guillermo got it THERE wouldn't it spoil his tuxedo tattoo?
I too am anxious for word of Daschel's recovery but I don't know if Guillermo will fess up. I'm considering contacting the SPCA about this whole thing or maybe Channel 7 in New York.
Jumpers - Forget the actress's name but she pretty much bared all
When I saw The Real Thing there was a little incidental skin when Jennife Ehle's robe came open.
Chloe Sevigny in What the Butler Saw
I've been to Bway Bares a few times and it's more-so the chorus boys and girls rather than the known stars.
I'm curious to know about this new staging of Guys and Dolls with the Take Back Your Mink number in London. I hear it's a bit more risque than the norm.