This thread is funny! I personally don't see the big deal about nudity on stage. I've done it before. However, the audience can be awfully grotesque at times. I remember seeing OH CALCUTTA! and two little old ladies sitting midway in the orchestra section with big binoculars! I was appalled.
Let's not forget Jimmy Borstelmann's ass in DAMN YANKEE'S!
"For me, THEATRE is an anticipation, an artistic rush, an emotional banquet, a jubilant appreciation, and an exit hopeful of clearer thought and better worlds."
~ an anonymous traveler with Robert Burns