"I had better return that Brent Everett adult toy package I purchased! All three pieces say they have Brent's signature, but it is clearly etched and molded on... "
The difference is you paid for something to get f**ked that happened to contain an extraneous signature, whereas people who only wanted Fran's signature got f**ked.
"I am going to ... demand a full refund AND damages!!!"
Well, the damages are your fault for buying more than you can handle.
"I worked in a bank. A stamp IS a valid signature."
If Fran gave me a check with a stamped signature, I wouldn't complain.
Updated On: 5/22/14 at 03:51 PM