This was too god not to re-post:
Imagining Lady Gaga appealing to Bartlett Sher not to cast Lea Michele as Fanny-
Tune of DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE
Don’t tell me that it’s hers
I’ll spit and sputter
She has no comic chops
The show will shutter.
Don’t go with Miss Michele
She’ll ru-in your parade!
Come on, give me a try
You simply must now.
If no is your reply
I’m gonna bust now
Your world will be such hell
She’ll ru-in your parade
You’ll watch her bland out
That perfect role.
If it’s not planned out
You’re sure to see, sir.
A sad and sorry saga.
Me, sir?
With me they will go gaga
Oh honey you can bet
That I’d be scorchin’
Boyett is gonna get
A freakin’ fortune
The tears of joy will flow like fountains from his eyes
I gotta do this,
Don’t put me through this,
I am up to this, Bart, sir.
Ooh, I am climbing
What perfect timing
Come on and play it smart, sir!
(big finish)
Get pushing for me, Bart,
You know you’re gonna
You know it would be smart
You know you wanna -
No, that Berry girl from Glee
Is gonna
Ru-in
Your parade!
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