#726
Posted: 8/2/06 at 10:43pm
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Hilarious Comments Overheard By Tourists and Audience Members — Page 30
#727
Posted: 8/2/06 at 10:47pm
ElphieDefiesGravity - I laughed my a$$ off!!!
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#728
Posted: 8/2/06 at 11:01pm
Glad to be of service. 
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.
Wishes come true, not free.
#729
Posted: 8/2/06 at 11:05pm
A woman leaving Mamma Mia: Sometimes God eat people like a wolf.
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
To Kill A Mockingbird
#730
Posted: 8/2/06 at 11:16pm
"When you've been writing all day (which I did not) you tend to forget a few rules."
What does that mean?
"Do you want me to change it?"
Now, there's no need to be saucy.
What does that mean?
"Do you want me to change it?"
Now, there's no need to be saucy.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 8/2/06 at 11:16 PM
#731
Posted: 8/2/06 at 11:41pm
"Sometimes God eat people like a wolf."
...what?
...what?
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.
Wishes come true, not free.
#732
Posted: 8/3/06 at 1:47am
At TKTS last Saturday:
20-something daughter to her mom: "What's that Inishmore play about?"
Mom: "Oh, It's a beautiful love story set in Ireland during war-time...a girl waits in Ireland for a soldier to return to her from the war."
20-something daughter to her mom: "What's that Inishmore play about?"
Mom: "Oh, It's a beautiful love story set in Ireland during war-time...a girl waits in Ireland for a soldier to return to her from the war."
#733
Posted: 8/3/06 at 4:10am
*sings* Revelation, revelation...
And I wasn't getting saucy.
And I wasn't getting saucy.
#734
Posted: 8/3/06 at 4:33am
I overheard this at last night's performance of Rent in SF.
Guy and his Girlfreind..
Guy: (on cell phone): "Dude, I am at this show called RENT, you know RENT"
Girlfriend: : "Honey, it;s RENT, everyone knows RENT, honey, ,you saw the movie"
Guy: "Oh awesome (Into phone), dude I am going to go inside and watch Rosario Dawson, gotta go man"
Guy and his Girlfreind..
Guy: (on cell phone): "Dude, I am at this show called RENT, you know RENT"
Girlfriend: : "Honey, it;s RENT, everyone knows RENT, honey, ,you saw the movie"
Guy: "Oh awesome (Into phone), dude I am going to go inside and watch Rosario Dawson, gotta go man"
"Now the best way to learn the theater, always, is to be a stage manager"
-Stephen Sondheim
#735
Posted: 8/3/06 at 7:12am
When I was at the Marquis Theatre, there is a huge wall of former Broadway show posters, including CATS. I heard this one woman say to her husband: "Oh honey, let's see CATS!"
Hope that made sense.
:)
Hope that made sense.
:)
#736
Posted: 8/4/06 at 3:49pm
bump
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"
#737
Posted: 8/4/06 at 3:53pm
lightmycandle, if you bump it, you should also include a funny story!
#738
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:12pm
Fiction Writer, do you just expect LightMyCandle to make up something?
Updated On: 8/4/06 at 04:12 PM
#739
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:27pm
Not the most fantastic story but a story nonetheless...
When the Wicked tour came through Cincy back in the spring, I was leaving the show with a friend of mine... there was a young couple walking in front of us, the girl was raving about how fantastic the show was and the guy goes "Wait... So... this is like a spin-off of the Wizard of Oz movie?"
The girl: "Exactly!"
The guy: "The green chick was hot."
I had to laugh.
When the Wicked tour came through Cincy back in the spring, I was leaving the show with a friend of mine... there was a young couple walking in front of us, the girl was raving about how fantastic the show was and the guy goes "Wait... So... this is like a spin-off of the Wizard of Oz movie?"
The girl: "Exactly!"
The guy: "The green chick was hot."
I had to laugh.
#740
Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:22pm
I was online reading the reviews for the hotel I'll be staying at during an upcoming trip to NY. One review read: "It's very close to many Broadway theaters! My husband and I caught a great show - Hot Feet!"
#741
Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:24pm
HAHA!
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#742
Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:39pm
hahaha! :)
#743
Posted: 8/4/06 at 9:36pm
Saturday night at the Odeon Leicester Square, London.
2,000 people watch in spellbound silence as Leonardo di Caprio fights for his life in freezing seas after TITANIC sinks.
Girl (in loud stage whisper) I can't watch this next bit. It's so sad... when he dies.
2,000 people watch in spellbound silence as Leonardo di Caprio fights for his life in freezing seas after TITANIC sinks.
Girl (in loud stage whisper) I can't watch this next bit. It's so sad... when he dies.
#744
Posted: 8/5/06 at 12:07am
Today I was talking someone I haven't seen in a really long time. They said, "so what are you doing after college?" I said, "hopefully, going to broadway!" and then they said, "oh, i have a friend who lives in that city!"
#745
Posted: 8/5/06 at 12:08am
hahaha! This thread is absolutely hilarious!
#746
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:17pm
Andrew Lowe Watson, I don't understand. What is Odeon Leicester Square and what was going on?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#747
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:28pm
double post
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
Updated On: 8/5/06 at 03:28 PM
#748
Posted: 8/5/06 at 3:29pm
It's a cinema (US: movie theater) and the stage-whispering girl was spoiling the ending of the movie 'Titanic' for anyone who could hear her. As that part of the film is fairly quiet and quite a lot of people can fit into that cinema, that makes her a *real* winner.
Is it just me or are things less funny when they need explaining?
Is it just me or are things less funny when they need explaining?
#749
Posted: 8/6/06 at 11:15am
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE LIEUTENANT OF INISHMORE.
At the above mentioned play last night, an old fellow sitting next to me frequently noted what was going on, i.e. "They're making that cat black!" or "They're sawing up the bodies now," all at normal conversational volume.Thankfully, the play is of a sort that his comments weren't irritating. They were actually kind of funny.
At the above mentioned play last night, an old fellow sitting next to me frequently noted what was going on, i.e. "They're making that cat black!" or "They're sawing up the bodies now," all at normal conversational volume.Thankfully, the play is of a sort that his comments weren't irritating. They were actually kind of funny.
#750
Posted: 8/6/06 at 11:46am
While sitting at The Wedding Singer a few weeks ago the owman next to me made this comment upon seeing the add for World Trade Center in the Playbill.
"I'm so glad they're making a nice story on how they built the towers . . . the others are so morbid."
"I'm so glad they're making a nice story on how they built the towers . . . the others are so morbid."
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
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