ok... saw a PREVIEW last night.... larry kramer was in the audience
i LOVE "INTO THE WOODS".... love it... it is one of ally ALL-TIME faves....
sad to say, the movie is "fine"... just "fine"...
it is THERE... they MADE It.... it was nice of them... film-making is HARD... and, well, they made a "fine" movie...
meryl streep runs around and tilts her head and she sings STAY WITH ME in a beautiful way.. LAST MIDNIGHT is over-wrought and makes no sense... it comes out of nowhere... and she sinks into a TAR PIT.. why?... who knows?!
james corden VANISHES... his performance is NOTHING.... he is NOT THERE at all..... he literally vanishes...
emily blunt is cute and fine... and, ironically, OBVIOUSLY pregnant... she's fun to watch... her death is VAGUE... and it is barely mentioned.. there is ZERO grieving...
anna kendrick... cute... sings the STEPS song well... she has ZERO CONNECTION with THE BAKER... they have ZERO chemistry at the end.. she appears to be a FOSTER CHILD who will join the family...
JOHNNY DEPP is mortifying... a TRULY CRINGEY moment.. is he EVER going to stop playing EDWARD SCISSORHANDS... his performance is really embarrassing and ends with an odd HOWL... the whole RED RIDING HOOD scene is, like, stapled onto the movie...
CHRIS PINE looks great and he is quite funny and i wish the whole movie had the energy of the AGONY number... it is quite excellent... so, of course, they CHOP OUT the funnier REPRISE...
rapunzel makes no sense and they took out the GREAT LAUGH of her screaming when people climb her hair... she has organized her hair climbing with a SPECIAL RIG...
the kids are ok... why JACK has to sing GIANTS IN THE SHY while dancing on a log is BEYOND me... you see these major scenes of him climbing the beanstalk.. but the "SKY" number... he prances on a log...
they took out a lot of violence but the killing of the GIANT is prolonged and pretty violent itself... why.. i do not know...
it is just FINE... it EXISTS... i will NEVER see it again...
and NO ONE is going to care... the only thing that kept me going was the fact that i like the musical and the songs.. the general population will NOT CARE and this will FLOP fast...
sad.. but, true... mark my words...
check here in a week and a half...
WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO KNOW?!!!!!