Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition
#2
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:08pm
I heard she already put Bernadette's Isabel Stevenson Award in her bag.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#4
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:10pm
She's gonna need a bigger bag.
....but the world goes 'round
#5
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:24pm
Yeah its going to be holding Audra's four Tony awards while she waltzes onstage to accept her fifth!
#6
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:27pm
I PRAY that Audra wears her Tonys like necklaces to the ceremony that night.
#7
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:32pm
lmao Jordan ^^^^ and then when Audra wins her fifth she can ask Jan to hook it to her Tony necklace 
Hesione Hushabye thinks it tastes like ashes.
#8
Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:34pm
If Audra wins that Sunday, something tells me Aunt Jan is going to be picking her kids off the bus on Monday and throwing them in the back of her van. It's the same van that hit her back in October; she bought it.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#10
Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:37pm
What designer did she go with for her bag this year? I hope it's real and not some street corner knock off. The stitching always falls apart on those and she ends up spilling Tony Awards everywhere.
#11
Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:44pm
Considering Roger was my first choice to win but was not even nominated, I am rooting for maxwell
"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "
#12
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:03pm
I hope Lansbury and Julie Harris present Audra with her fifth award.
Then they can all stand on stage together as members of the elite "five alive"' club.
Then they can all stand on stage together as members of the elite "five alive"' club.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#13
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:05pm
Then they'll all make out like Madonna and Britney did.
#14
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:06pm
Eeeek. Fifteen Tonys sharin' the love.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#16
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:11pm
Well, if that doesn't make you support gay marriage, what will?
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#17
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:11pm
I have wet dreams about Angela Lansbury and Julie Harris making out in their pool of Tony Awards
Hesione Hushabye thinks it tastes like ashes.
#18
Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:27pm
I thought I was having the same wet dream, until I woke up and was just lying in a puddle of my own frightened tears.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
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#20
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:09pm
If Jan doesn't win, Audra McDonald, Angela Lansbury, and Julie Harris are the only ones getting thrown in the back of her van. Forget the lousy kids! This could be a new thing, Jan's Van...
#21
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:11pm
Yeah, and Raul'll be sitting shotgun luring the kids in with ice cream and candy... well, if he doesn't eat them all first!
#22
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:25pm
I'm late to the party, could someone explain to me the conceit of Jan Maxwell's bag? Thank you.
#24
Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:32pm
I heard that bag is already full...
with PEANUTS!!
with PEANUTS!!
#25
Posted: 5/1/12 at 6:30pm
Jan Maxwell was saddled with hideous choreography. That's enough for me to want Audra to win.
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