Jan's Bag - 2012 Edition

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:05pm

That bag isn't going to be empty for long!!!!!

[AC126748]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:08pm

I heard she already put Bernadette's Isabel Stevenson Award in her bag.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:09pm

That shady bitch.

[tazber]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:10pm

She's gonna need a bigger bag.

[Michael Bennett]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:24pm

Yeah its going to be holding Audra's four Tony awards while she waltzes onstage to accept her fifth!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:27pm

I PRAY that Audra wears her Tonys like necklaces to the ceremony that night.

[bigbelterbaby]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:32pm

lmao Jordan ^^^^ and then when Audra wins her fifth she can ask Jan to hook it to her Tony necklace

[AC126748]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:34pm

If Audra wins that Sunday, something tells me Aunt Jan is going to be picking her kids off the bus on Monday and throwing them in the back of her van. It's the same van that hit her back in October; she bought it.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 2:37pm

Don't put the babies in the bag, Jan!

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:37pm

What designer did she go with for her bag this year? I hope it's real and not some street corner knock off. The stitching always falls apart on those and she ends up spilling Tony Awards everywhere.

[bwayphreak234]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 3:44pm

Considering Roger was my first choice to win but was not even nominated, I am rooting for maxwell

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:03pm

I hope Lansbury and Julie Harris present Audra with her fifth award.

Then they can all stand on stage together as members of the elite "five alive"' club.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:05pm

Then they'll all make out like Madonna and Britney did.

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:06pm

Eeeek. Fifteen Tonys sharin' the love.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:07pm

The new Scissor(ing) Sisters.

[AC126748]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:11pm

Well, if that doesn't make you support gay marriage, what will?

[bigbelterbaby]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:11pm

I have wet dreams about Angela Lansbury and Julie Harris making out in their pool of Tony Awards

[scott68]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:27pm

I thought I was having the same wet dream, until I woke up and was just lying in a puddle of my own frightened tears.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 4:37pm

LOL

[broadwaybabytn]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:09pm

If Jan doesn't win, Audra McDonald, Angela Lansbury, and Julie Harris are the only ones getting thrown in the back of her van. Forget the lousy kids! This could be a new thing, Jan's Van...

[EatTheBrownie]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:11pm

Yeah, and Raul'll be sitting shotgun luring the kids in with ice cream and candy... well, if he doesn't eat them all first!

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:25pm

I'm late to the party, could someone explain to me the conceit of Jan Maxwell's bag? Thank you.

[adamgreer]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:29pm

This thread is amazing.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 5:32pm

I heard that bag is already full...

with PEANUTS!!

[Kalimba]

Posted: 5/1/12 at 6:30pm

Jan Maxwell was saddled with hideous choreography. That's enough for me to want Audra to win.