Thinking about it after listening to the entire thing...
You're right; it IS a mess. And the '80s synth-orchestrations do NOT help things...
A little too much power ballads in this, you're right. And "Nothing Really Matters" needs the pop stripped out of it. That way it sounds like CARRIE. Sounds better as a kind of baroque-ish gavotte, so that matches the elitists' nonchalance.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid