I've been a big fan of the film since I saw it opening weekend 20-whatever years ago, but for whatever reason, I kept missing this show when I was in NYC or the national tour, so I was really excited to get tickets for the tour this time around. I've been looking forward to it all week.
Left at intermission. I was really surprised at how bland and annoying I found it. Like Kiss of the Spider Woman, the set was so busy, the actors seemed lost in it much of the time. The goofy pop stylings of the ballads removed all structure of the melody. No attention was paid to diction and combined with the bad mixing, most of the lyrics were indecipherable. The dance team competition choreography just seemed completely out of place and rather pedestrian. The direction was minimal paint-by-numbers and executed with the earnestness of Disney Channel daytime TV with about as much honesty. The score is still mostly great, but knowing the show is front-loaded with the best songs, I knew I would fall asleep uncomfortably in the second act, so I opted to leave and maybe check it out when I'm doing laundry from the live stream.
After all the bickering from the Newsies fans during the Tonys that season, I'm really glad I was finally able to confirm why Once won Best Musical. It was magical and compelling and I didn't want it to end. 90 minutes of Newsies just felt dull and endless. It's just a shame Once didn't take Best Choreography as well, considering it was so much more creative, organic and lovely to watch. Newsies was the sort of thing I expected from a parade in the Magic Kingdom.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian