"The phones at Ticketmaster were, I'm told, ringing off the hook because a lot of viewers who bought tickets to "Grease" weren't happy with the actors chosen to play Danny and Sandy: Max Crumm (change the name, kid) and Laura Osnes.
"There was a bit of a frenzy because a lot of people wanted Austin and Ashley to win," says a source. "They wanted their money back." ... The "Grease" team is also acutely aware that the Broadway community despised "You're the One That I Want." The only insider I know who was able to stomach every episode was writer and performer Seth Rudetsky. And that, I hope, is only because Playbill.com paid him to write a column about it every week.
The rest of Broadway was put off by the cheesy production values, poorly staged musical numbers and cookie-cutter nobodies who auditioned to play Danny and Sandy.
Crumm (that name again!) and Osnes are notable only because they were the least attractive of the lot. ... Jacobs, insiders say, came off as a pompous oaf.
"He wrote one show ['Grease'] and carried on like he was Jule Styne," says one producer.
"There was a bit of a frenzy because a lot of people wanted Austin and Ashley to win," says a source. "They wanted their money back."
Amen! I hope this show flops big time!
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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
He's a total biatch, but in the best sense of the word.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
"The Grease team is also acutely aware that the Broadway community despised You're The One That I Want."
That is extremely true. I even know people that have been CAST in the damn thing who despised the show.
Tonya Pinkins: Then we had a "Lot's Wife" last June that was my personal favorite. I'm still trying to get them to let me sing it at some performance where we get to sing an excerpt that's gone.
Tony Kushner: You can sing it at my funeral.
I liked the article, but I don't think "American Idol" or "Dancing With the Stars" are appropriate for ratings comparisons. What's more telling is that the premiere episode had 11.5 million viewers, whereas the finale had barely 7 million (even fewer than the 8 million Riedel reports). Moreover, that paltry finale audience was the highest for the show since late January.
(Information from the TV Column in the Washington Post, "Winners and Losers" feature, March 28. Needless to say, the show was designated as a "loser".)
Max and Laura aren't necessarily ugly, and frankly, I feel that Laura was the best of the lot. Max grew on me over time, and he has that quirky cuteness that would make a good Danny.
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Yeah that 8 million dollars of advance ticket sales just screams mass cancelations. I think Riedel probably does reflect the general New York industry feeling about the program and perhaps the winners of the competition - but its kind of a pointless arguement. The show is in absolutely no way being targeted for a New York crowd.
Actually, I think the write up is bitter and mean. And honestly, I think at this point most people know that ticket sales are final and phones ringing "off the hook" for refunds sounds a little off, especially as there is no real citing as to the source of these reports.
As far Max and Laura being "ugly" that is just cruel and holds a very ugly mirror up to Riedel and how he feels about himself and his character. All in all, this smells like a sour grapes propaganda piece that is mean-spirited in nature. It makes me root for Kathleen, Max, and Laura all the more.
As far as the lower ratings for the show, it simply reflects the niche audience for Broadway musicals in general and confirms nothing that we all don't already know.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
That receding hairline -- hot! Kinda like a rebel David Limbaugh.
Anyway, my mother watched this freaking show every week and even voted in it. Knowing she's coming to visit for my birthday in August, I bit the bullet and asked her if she wanted to see it while she's here. She said: "No, not really. I don't care for the show 'Grease' all that much.'" So to her, this was just another American Idol lite. Pre-sales not withstanding, I wonder how many viewers really cared enough to see this thing through. Updated On: 4/4/07 at 12:33 PM
How did you people go from that, to "unattractive," and then "ugly"? Good Christ, I wouldn't mind being the least unattractive of that lot! In fact, it would be about 100 steps up from where I am now!
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"The phones at Ticketmaster were, I'm told, ringing off the hook..."
Sounds like surefire facts there, Riedel. He was 'told.' And I was told that condoms are 100% safe.
""You're the One That I Want" has left everybody - producers, chorus kids, critics, Tony voters, ushers and columnists - so disgusted, we're going to be gunning for the production."
This just screams BS. It's like Riedel is prompting us early on for something terrible that he'll write later on. Another example of how Riedel bases his opinions on whichever side -- love it or hate it -- sounds funnier in print.
Flush it down, God, cause it's just some excess sh*t.
Actually, it does sound like PR - but I'll go out on a limb and say it feels like a set up for reverse spin. Riedel is infamous for spinning early venom and than "magically" changing his tune once a production opens. At any rate, the article seems completely silly - even for Riedel.
If he wanted to be melodramatic, what he should have mentioned was the general feeling of "outrage" from television viewers when the actual cast members of GREASE were revealed to be about 45 years old.
After I read this, all I could think is...Ouch. It's funny in a mean sort of way. I'd lie to see his review when this show opens. By the way, is the huge digital billboard still up? or did they take it down after the finale?
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well, having met both face to face, Max has an adorable quirky thing that is endearing and Laura is gorgeous. Maybe he has a thing for blondes (Austin)
Oh yeah sure, the Broadway community is pissed....A show to employ them, a TV network eager to promote going to a Broadway show (production values, cheezy whatever aside) every week....I would be thrilled somebody cared enough to talk about theater in NY at all these days.
I don't know if this has been asked or posted anywhere else, but is it true that Max and Laura have contracts for only 34 performances with no opportunity to renew as the leads, but only renew for the ensemble? I heard this from a couple of people, but I don't know if there is any truth to it.
Yeah, seriously if Laura is unattractive then my ass is in TROUBLE...lol
but yeah...I thought the two that one (from the very very few episodes I watched) expressed the songs, instead of singing as loud and christina aguilera like as they could (OMG, I'm such a good singer listen!!!).
and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...
That being said, I don't think the show is really meant for the New York crowds. It's not unlike Cats, it's meant to be a tourist stop, not a 'artist' haven.
"I don't know if this has been asked or posted anywhere else, but is it true that Max and Laura have contracts for only 34 performances with no opportunity to renew as the leads, but only renew for the ensemble? I heard this from a couple of people, but I don't know if there is any truth to it."
I really doubt that's true. That would mean they would barely make it to opening night before being shunned into the ensemble. They most likely have an "out" stipulation that allows the producers to get rid of them if they are unable to keep up the stamina for an 8-show per week schedule.