Smash, the gift that keeps on giving(?)
So I only recently watched the show for the first time and it certainly did take hold on me the way it did for people of my ilk back in 2010. The theatre was packed with superfans, people came in costume, and the energy in the room was electric. For all of its problems Smash is a much loved show with a strong concept theater people could latch on to, memorable characters, and some of the best songs written for the musical theater in the last decade.
Smash, the musical, is terrible. I don’t know how else to say it. Almost a complete misfire in every regard. The good? Caroline Bowman comes off very well, she’s one of the only characters with actual motivations or stakes and she nails Don’t Forget Me & They Just Keep Moving the Line. Bella Coppola was good, her only job is to be nice and belt LMBYS and she does both. Robyn Hurder does the best she can in a part that is almost a character assassination of Ivy Lynn. And again, the songs are bulletproof.
And there’s the issue. We have absolutely no reason to care about the characters except for the fact that they’re versions of characters we have Stockholm syndrome to. The composers have a nothing plot line about the husband becoming an alcoholic (it’s almost embarrassing to see Krysta Rodriguez in this after her being in the actual show) the producer is literally just a sassy black woman, the intern is their platform to make terrible Gen-Z jokes, you get the picture. I’ve never liked Brooks Ashmankas and he does his Brooks Ashmankas thing by which I mean he sets gay rights back and gets to prey on a chorus boy here. The production was giving cheap and understaged in a way that was shocking giving the pedigree of all who are involved, and the numbers very rarely live up to our memory of watching them on screen - imagine finally getting Let's Be Bad onstage and it landing with a resounding "meh." The book scenes (of which there are many) dragged the show to a screeching halt, I found the whole thing to be painfully unfunny and the method teaching villain is deeply, deeply terrible but props to the understudy who (in a meta moment Stroman commented on at the pre-curtain speech) had to go on at the literal first preview.
Theres probably about 20 minutes that needs to be cut but the bigger issue is that the show is fundamentally unsound, with plot lines that don’t resolve and plot cul-de-sacs that waste our time, I would say the script was written by AI but it’s clear that it was written by two very stupid people. There’s really nothing to grab onto besides the fact that we like the songs and the idea of watching a musical based on this TV show that was cancelled. I don’t think WOM will be very good on this one and can’t imagine it makes a case for anyone who isn’t already obsessed with the show, in fact they’re the ones who may take the biggest issue with it.
Anyway. Stream Bombshell I guess.
Updated On: 3/12/25 at 08:29 AM