Holy ****balls, I just got back. Spoilers abound in the following post. I am bursting with questions for y'all, despite how exhausted I am. My head is spinning. Next time I go I am bringing ibuprofen, and smuggling a Diet Pepsi in my purse.
OK, I loved it, but I missed so much! I didn't see the witches' orgy, most of the action between the Macbeths, etc. I was the first (and only) person out on the top floor (which I thought was the 6th - the infirmary? Is that on 6?) I spent a lot of time exploring rooms, and then I'd swing from one character to the next. I saw cool stuff, but didn't get a real sense of any story unfolding.
I kept happening on rooms where I knew cool stuff was going to happen, but since I didn't know when it would happen and was scared to waste time by waiting around, I left! So I saw the pool table, I saw the dining room and bank of telephone booths, but everything was empty.
I go again this Saturday, at 7:20. I really want to make the most of my time!
1. What's the best way to see the story unfold? Is there one character in particular I should follow? My problem is, I'm slow and short, so I have a hard time keeping up with the actors on the stairs, and then when I'm crowded in a room with all the other spectators, I can't see what's going on!
2. Are "side" characters, like the second Mrs. Dewinters and Hecate, worth following (story-wise)? I did get to see Hecate lip-synch "Is That All There Is?" and give a girl her ring. Then she pulled a man into a room and locked the door. That happened a lot. Should I wait for the actors to emerge?
3. Does the witches' orgy happen in the same bar where Hecate lip-synchs? When does it happen? Does it happen every hour?
4. Is there anything on the 6th floor? Is there a "best" floor to start on?
5. Is Malcolm the clerk at the hotel?
6. Any hints for getting a one-on-one with an actor?
7. I found Mrs. Dewinter's Narnia door in her wardrobe. Are there others?
8. When I saw the Macduff children's room, it wasn't bloody. When does it get bloody, and wtf is it with the mirrors in that room? Are they doors? They were see-through.
9. What does the headless baby doll room represent? The death of the Macduff kids?
10. Did Lady Macbeth have an Eastern European accent when y'all went?
11. Should I just stay in one room and wait for stuff to happen? I worry that I'll waste too much time and miss too much!!
12. Can you tell I have OCD? I have OCD.
13. Why the **** couldn't they turn the lights up a notch? It was so hard to read anything.
14. The ballroom is where Macbeth is hanged, right? And where the banquet table is?
15. Who is the guy washing off blood in the shower? (It was so strange, I was 6 feet away from a naked stranger in a shower, and we were complately alone. I felt really awkward. Then another person came up and stood RIGHT OVER HIM and his nekkidness, and I felt less pervy.)
I saw the most amazing pas de deux between Mrs. Danvers (blonde housekeeper) and a man I'm assuming was Macduff, and a door. They kept the wooden door (loose, unhinged) spinning between them. I saw Danvers make out with Duncan (I'm assuming) and Macduff (I'm assuming). Is that why she's trying to poison Lady Macduff? Mrs. Danvers is a hoochie, tee-hee!
My one complaint is that there were just too many people crowding up the place. It was frustrating as all hell and kept bumping me out of the story. But still, WOW.
I've read that there are 93 rooms, and I don't think I saw 93 rooms tonight. But I could swear I saw all the rooms - are there really 93??
I am SO not going to sleep tonight. They weren't joking when they titled this sucker!!!
Updated On: 4/21/11 at 12:36 AM