So I think I accidentally pissed off Patti tonight. Or I'm crazy.
I'm sitting first row on the aisle (4th time seeing the show), and regrettably, I'm nauseous the entire night. So I have gum in my mouth to try and settle my stomach, but trying to suck on it, not chew. But occasionally I got too into the show and started chewing. Not loudly, but I'm right there and we did get a lot of eye contact tonight, so I'm sure she saw me. So when they're in the asylum scene, Patti is downstage left, and she fishes into her purse and pulls out what looks life a roll of Lifesavers and making the motion like she wants to give it to me. Then I notice she hasn't stopped looking at me...so in panic...I shake my head in a "no thank you" and she continues with the scene. I hadn't sat audience right for this show yet so I don't know if that's her normal blocking. Was she trying to make a point to me? Am I right to freak out? Should I like write a letter apologizing? Am I just nuts?
Tonight I was actually planning to stage door the show, because I was feeling a bit better, but now I'm freaked out that I pissed off Patti LuPone and she thinks I'm one of those people she mentions in her ramblings.
I'm riddled with guilt to think that I somehow distracted the cast from probably their most brilliant performances yet. The show was amazing tonight and the audience totally ate it up. Patti was just incredible tonight. She was totally loose and playing up the humour and the attitude, and working more than I'd seen her in playing up the physicality of the part. Just astonishing tonight.
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008
Updated On: 7/11/06 at 11:41 PM