Broadway Legend Joined: 7/27/05
I feel horrible saying this about 12-year-olds, but the Legally Blonde one is making my ears bleed.
Edit: Actually, the Elle is decent.
The WORST Telephone Hour EVER seriously, did they even reherse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pP61DogSPY
Major Conrad Costume FAIL! HE looks like a bad magican. Why are there only three girls here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzyGeg9_KS0
This is not high school but just awful.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTtEdD7yon8
Updated On: 8/17/09 at 10:38 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/07
not high school but tell me what you think of my theatres production of the producerss I was not able to be in it the summer.
I wanna be a producer!
I recognize people in the Frenchwoods one...ugh. Why is Berger slowly undressing?
The WORST Telephone Hour EVER seriously, did they even reherse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pP61DogSPY
OH GOD those female vocalists
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/07
and heres
that FACE
I'm addicted to this. It's so 70's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOpnAbwVNow
OMG. That Hair clip is priceless. The girl on the right looks like she's having a stroke.
Updated On: 8/18/09 at 03:00 AM
I don't care if they're 12 year olds, that LB one is S H I T. Could they not at least keep in time?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/30/09
This is my theory of how those 12-year-olds decided to do that song:
-one person finds out about Legally Blonde the Musical and sees it on tour
-She plays the song "Omigod You Guys" for her ten friends at a sleepover
-the next weekend, ten people come over to her house for five hours to kind of stage the song and learn their parts but really just to talk
-the week before the talent show, the friends come over everyday after school to "rehearse", but really just talk
-they ask all of their other fifty friends/enemies to see them in the talent show, and the friends/enemies tell them they were all amazing because they want to be in the talent show with them
-they believe their friends that they were the best thing on earth and have a huge ego boost and continue their normal, annoying brattiness.
Here's a scene from Camelot with some truly baffling choreography:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy9WvGLSfss&feature=related
This whole show is up on the site, if anyone has any patience to watch the whole thing.
"OH GOD those female vocalists"
I rather think this comment on YouTube sums it up best.
"wow haha this is funny the girls need? to change there voices and not the words"
From the same concert, here is New Girl in Town...just awful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFsKthW816I
and Mama Who Bore Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEjH62VFH0
Updated On: 8/18/09 at 12:23 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/27/05
Oh God.
Though it isn't fair to single out the females only--the guys are just as bad.
Edit: Hahaha, this comment: guys, Malia is the sweetest girl and she is AMAZING and you only wish you could sing like her. its just the quality because she is only a freshman and she blew everyone away.
Yeah, that's it. We're jealous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rus9NlT7z8o
i dont know if this was already posted but this version of Agony from Into the Woods is agony!
I actually like that "Omigod You God" clip. They're just a bunch of twelve and thirteen year old girls having fun, and I think it's cute. The characters are supposed to sound kind of grating and obnoxious.
This is FAAAAR from the worst production of Les Mis out there, but I think it's noteworthy because it's an all-female cast. And that's a great female Valjean. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN1bAuuDdhg&feature=channel_page
And this bizarre version of "Lovely Ladies" has the greatest pimp ever in it (he does a little dance, too) and a million prostitutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Kum3MtSrA&feature=related
I seem to remember posting those over on Abaisse. I have to say that the all-female Les Mis is a close second to Blacklick Valley as far as hilariously bad and/or off-putting student editions of Les Mis go.
Also, I love the dancing pimp. He is my favorite thing about that production. I wish more productions of Les Mis would incoporate a dancing pimp.
not high school but tell me what you think of my theatres production of the producerss I was not able to be in it the summer.
I wanna be a producer!
It was good. At first, Leo sounded an awful lot like Matthew Broderick when he started to talk but I liked his singing voice. Not as nasally as other Leos I've heard. Was this at a college?
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
High school rumbles make me laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaCGzOMwPOI
This isn't high school, nor is it bad. In fact, it's great.
If THE WIZ makes it to Broadway after all (I know it won't), someone find her. She's old enough! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARg9F76caoM
EDIT: Didn't realize she was actually a signed artist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buhdtXAgMNE)
Updated On: 8/20/09 at 07:11 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/8/08
The director of this production should be slapped.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7A-w8cOPqk
Is that Maria singing America?
The Dancing or lack of it, is terrible.
That has got to be the most horrid "America" I have ever heard or seen.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/27/05
Ahahaha, "Porto Rico."
Not too awful but as one of the comments pointed out
"You know how? skinny Doc is..."
Apparently not..."
and the movement is akward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8lEmkqo1XI
The most un-interested Maria ever but the best part is at 2:42 when you can see how much work was put into the costumes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOa3354Q_c
Holy crap, those Jets are colorful.
The second video - Maria was flat. In every production of WSS (and in the one I was in), Maria's last moment with the gun has always been very powerful, especially the line "I can kill now because I hate now". But those costumes are great - the purple one with the dots (?) and the blue one stood out to me.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
I was speaking more of the fact that the Jets are in T-shirts with the word JETS written in sharpie across the back.
Updated On: 8/21/09 at 01:37 AM
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