Why would Patti sing at a book signing at the request of a kindergarten friend? It was gracious of Patti to feign illness rather than say, "are you f@#kin' kidding me, it's my one day off from singing!!" Bravo Patti. PS, she ain't sick, she was being gracious.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello