I have a basic problem with Starlight Express - it's entire premise is illogical.
I will accept the premise that trains talk and have personalities and fall in love.
I will accept actors on roller skates playing said trains.
But TRAINS DO NOT RACE EACH OTHER!!!
If it were a musical about cars, that would be fine. Motorcycles, fine. Horses, fine. Greyhound dogs, fine.
I know what you're going to say: "They are toy trains and it's all in the mind of a little boy". But I have NEVER heard of any little boy setting up his model trains with two tracks side-by-side and having the "steam" train race against the "deisel" train.
TRAINS DO NOT RACE EACH OTHER!!!
Also, it's sexist. The men are locomotives, who have all the power. The women are the cars who can't go anywhere by themselves. They have to hang on to the men.
Updated On: 11/22/05 at 09:55 AM