You pick up a butter knife and scream "At last my right arm is complete again!"
The kid next to you in geometry class gets moderately frightened when you start humming "I'm not that smart" to yourself as you get exams back
You bake birthday cakes for Broadway stars
You look at people and decide what musical they shoudl be in (ex. my vice principal and my english teacher are sweeney and johanna)
On christmas eve, you call all your friends at nine and ten PM, eastern standard time, and start reciting rent for them (same with "happy new year")
You see a zamboni and think of freddy
As soon as someone mentions antartica, you say "oh please"
You get quite upset when people try to feed plants, particulary flytraps
At the end of an amazing date, you hum "goodbye until tomorrow"
Humming "Springtime for Hitler" gets you into many awkward situations
Seeing somebody typing makes you spontaniously break into "The Speed Test"
Yeah... I've done all of this... tragic, isn't it...
and yes, i'm also quite guilty of bashing those who call themselves rentheads but only know the movie
"In the rain, the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever."
Updated On: 11/23/06 at 07:54 PM