Your Worst Musical Ideas- Page 9

[ggersten]

Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:27pm

Romney!
Featuring "47 and A Half Percent"; "I Will Be Who You Want Me To Be" "The Etch a Sketch Shuffle" (which features multiple on stage quick costume changes); "The Ballad of Seamus"

Cheyenne Jackson as Romney
Alice Ripley as Ann Romney
Norm Lewis as Obama
Norbert Leo Butz as Biden
Andrew Rannelss as Paul Ryan
Kathy Bates as Candy Crowley
Nathan Lane as Rush Limbaugh

[RENT_is_Wicked2]

Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:45pm

Keeping Up With The Kardashian's: The Musical

[aasjb4ever]

Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:46pm

Switch Kathy Bates and Nathan Lane’s roles and you have a hit on your hands

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 12:57pm

Lucky: The Britney Spears Musical.

Actually, to think of it, her back catalogue is pretty impressive...

[darquegk]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 2:16pm

A jukebox musical of the songs by legendary 90s-2000s pop songwriter Max Martin wouldn't be half bad actually... there are so many pretty decent songs there.

Ironically enough, the farcical plot proposed for "Les Miserables 2: Back To The Barricade," is almost the exact plot of "A Very Potter Sequel" three years later.

[JBC2]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 3:18pm

Several pages and years back, "Plague: The Musical" was suggested. About 15 years ago, I was visiting friends in London and went to see a show a friend was in. It was called "Eyam", and the major premise involved a village and the residents' attempt to avoid the plague. Musical numbers included "Moth Song", "Plague" (of course), and the rousing hit "Sumonyersgorragerroff!"

[brian.klimowski]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 5:01pm

"Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do: The LOST Musical"

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 7:38pm

We Have 2 Go Back: The Lost Musical sequel.

[MusicalDreamer]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 9:08pm

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical


They would HAVE to do a table flipping number. This thing practically writes itself.

[strummergirl]

Posted: 11/19/12 at 9:24pm

Female Trouble needs to be the next John Waters musical on stage. Dawn Davenport had more lives than Aimee Semple and Sybil.

Hollywood Babylon: The Musical
-A series of musical vignettes of compiled (and mostly false) gossip based on the Kenneth Anger book. We might not have enough male chorus members for the Clara Bow-USC football team number.

There was a Heathers musical was (I default to past tense because I have no idea if it is still happening) in the works that the movie's screenwriter Daniel Waters had demos of that he let the author who was writing a book of the movie listen to. That was as far as last year where that was revealed to be happening. I love the movie but I am trying to think in post-Columbine America how they are going to play that on stage.

[Timmer]

Posted: 11/24/12 at 10:09pm

The hottest show in town!

INFERNO: The Musical

Based on wok by Dante Alighieri.

[PennybankBill]

Posted: 11/25/12 at 2:21am

O KARL! The Life of Karl Marx and Frederich Engels...as played By Nathan Lane and Roger Bart!

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE! Andrew Lloyd Webber musicalizes the transcripts of HUAC testimonies. Starring Norbert Leo Butz as Joseph McCarthy and Raul Esparza as Roy Cohn!

[yankeefan7]

Posted: 11/25/12 at 11:49am

Paul Simon writing a sequel to "The Capeman".

[Starship]

Posted: 11/25/12 at 2:27pm

Chucky the Musical.

[DEClarke]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 4:24pm

Monster's Inc.: The Musical

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 4:45pm

The Gods Must Be Crazy For You, a Botswanan boy unhappily engaged to the daughter of a wealthy chieftan wants to be a Broadway hoofer; after failing to impress at an audition, he travels to Deadrock, Nevada to get rid of a coca cola bottle to which the Bushmen have attributed magical powers and open a bank; there he meets some Tea Party guerrillas who are planning to recall Harry Reid and falls in love with a cowgirl who can belt. Mayhem ensues.

[adam.peterson44]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 4:49pm

^ Love it!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 5:41pm

Film Parody: The Musical!

It's about a guy majoring in theatre who is constantly told by all his theatre major friends how brilliantly funny he is. He reads about a cult film that was turned into a campy parody musical and decides to copy the idea. All his friends think it's hilarious. Especially because the title has "The Musical!", which makes it even more funny, because it must have worked for that musical he read about and saw clips of on Youtube. At the world premiere. the only people who would come to the show are his friends and family and immediately following the opening night performance, Satan traps them all in the theatre, burns it down, and drags their souls to Hell to torture in extreme pain for all of eternity as punishment for their sophomoric humor and lack of originality. Mankind learns its lesson and never produces this type of show again. World peace. Love. Free universal health care. 0% unemployment. The end of poverty. And no species of animal is ever endangered again.

[denali.fire]

Posted: 3/22/13 at 6:22pm

Still Another Vodka Stinger:
Lindsay Lohan the musical

Updated On: 3/22/13 at 06:22 PM

[Raul is my Jeebus]

Posted: 3/23/13 at 1:22am

Still Another Vodka Stinger:
Lindsay Lohan the musical

best. idea. ever. patent that ****, NOW!

[Emma White]

Posted: 3/23/13 at 5:56pm

A musical about Natalie Wood's life.
Call it "Natalie" and have it open with the line "SING OUT, NATASHA!" Main characters include Mama Maria, Baby Lana, and of course Natasha herself, who will be played by Lindsey Lohan.

[Playbilly]

Posted: 3/23/13 at 6:19pm

"BWW Boards: The Musical"

Songs include:

"Dollypop, Dollypop"

"Report Me!"

"The Chi Chi Cha Cha"

"Anything Patti Can Do, Bernie Can Do Better"

"Just STFU Jordan"

And the show stopper, ""I'll Bash The Show Before I See It"

[JayG 2]

Posted: 3/23/13 at 6:28pm

Book of Mormon.

[Timmer]

Posted: 8/16/14 at 11:56pm

Cute!

[Wilmingtom]

Posted: 8/17/14 at 6:12pm

"Desire Under the Elms: The Musical." Music and Lyrics by Jerry Herman, Book by Harvey Fierstein, Directed by Joanne Akalaitis, Choreography by Mark Morris starring Cyndi Lauper and Christopher Walken. Go to Kickstarter to get it going!