Your Worst Musical Ideas- Page 9
Your Worst Musical Ideas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/06
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#200
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:27pm
Romney!
Featuring "47 and A Half Percent"; "I Will Be Who You Want Me To Be" "The Etch a Sketch Shuffle" (which features multiple on stage quick costume changes); "The Ballad of Seamus"
Cheyenne Jackson as Romney
Alice Ripley as Ann Romney
Norm Lewis as Obama
Norbert Leo Butz as Biden
Andrew Rannelss as Paul Ryan
Kathy Bates as Candy Crowley
Nathan Lane as Rush Limbaugh
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#201
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:45pmKeeping Up With The Kardashian's: The Musical
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#202
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:46pmSwitch Kathy Bates and Nathan Lane’s roles and you have a hit on your hands
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#204
Posted: 11/19/12 at 12:57pm
Lucky: The Britney Spears Musical.
Actually, to think of it, her back catalogue is pretty impressive...
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#205
Posted: 11/19/12 at 2:16pm
A jukebox musical of the songs by legendary 90s-2000s pop songwriter Max Martin wouldn't be half bad actually... there are so many pretty decent songs there.
Ironically enough, the farcical plot proposed for "Les Miserables 2: Back To The Barricade," is almost the exact plot of "A Very Potter Sequel" three years later.
Chorus Member Joined: 5/4/12
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#206
Posted: 11/19/12 at 3:18pm
Several pages and years back, "Plague: The Musical" was suggested. About 15 years ago, I was visiting friends in London and went to see a show a friend was in. It was called "Eyam", and the major premise involved a village and the residents' attempt to avoid the plague. Musical numbers included "Moth Song", "Plague" (of course), and the rousing hit "Sumonyersgorragerroff!"
Understudy Joined: 7/30/10
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#207
Posted: 11/19/12 at 5:01pm"Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do: The LOST Musical"
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#209
Posted: 11/19/12 at 7:38pmWe Have 2 Go Back: The Lost Musical sequel.
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#210
Posted: 11/19/12 at 9:08pm
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical
They would HAVE to do a table flipping number. This thing practically writes itself.
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#211
Posted: 11/19/12 at 9:24pm
Female Trouble needs to be the next John Waters musical on stage. Dawn Davenport had more lives than Aimee Semple and Sybil.
Hollywood Babylon: The Musical
-A series of musical vignettes of compiled (and mostly false) gossip based on the Kenneth Anger book. We might not have enough male chorus members for the Clara Bow-USC football team number.
There was a Heathers musical was (I default to past tense because I have no idea if it is still happening) in the works that the movie's screenwriter Daniel Waters had demos of that he let the author who was writing a book of the movie listen to. That was as far as last year where that was revealed to be happening. I love the movie but I am trying to think in post-Columbine America how they are going to play that on stage.
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/06
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#212
Posted: 11/24/12 at 10:09pm
The hottest show in town!
INFERNO: The Musical
Based on wok by Dante Alighieri.
Stand-by Joined: 11/1/10
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#213
Posted: 11/25/12 at 2:21am
O KARL! The Life of Karl Marx and Frederich Engels...as played By Nathan Lane and Roger Bart!
SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE! Andrew Lloyd Webber musicalizes the transcripts of HUAC testimonies. Starring Norbert Leo Butz as Joseph McCarthy and Raul Esparza as Roy Cohn!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/14/12
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#214
Posted: 11/25/12 at 11:49amPaul Simon writing a sequel to "The Capeman".
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#217
Posted: 3/22/13 at 4:45pmThe Gods Must Be Crazy For You, a Botswanan boy unhappily engaged to the daughter of a wealthy chieftan wants to be a Broadway hoofer; after failing to impress at an audition, he travels to Deadrock, Nevada to get rid of a coca cola bottle to which the Bushmen have attributed magical powers and open a bank; there he meets some Tea Party guerrillas who are planning to recall Harry Reid and falls in love with a cowgirl who can belt. Mayhem ensues.
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#219
Posted: 3/22/13 at 5:41pm
Film Parody: The Musical!
It's about a guy majoring in theatre who is constantly told by all his theatre major friends how brilliantly funny he is. He reads about a cult film that was turned into a campy parody musical and decides to copy the idea. All his friends think it's hilarious. Especially because the title has "The Musical!", which makes it even more funny, because it must have worked for that musical he read about and saw clips of on Youtube. At the world premiere. the only people who would come to the show are his friends and family and immediately following the opening night performance, Satan traps them all in the theatre, burns it down, and drags their souls to Hell to torture in extreme pain for all of eternity as punishment for their sophomoric humor and lack of originality. Mankind learns its lesson and never produces this type of show again. World peace. Love. Free universal health care. 0% unemployment. The end of poverty. And no species of animal is ever endangered again.
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#220
Posted: 3/22/13 at 6:22pm
Still Another Vodka Stinger:
Lindsay Lohan the musical
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#221
Posted: 3/23/13 at 1:22am
Still Another Vodka Stinger:
Lindsay Lohan the musical
best. idea. ever. patent that ****, NOW!
Featured Actor Joined: 2/11/13
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#222
Posted: 3/23/13 at 5:56pm
A musical about Natalie Wood's life.
Call it "Natalie" and have it open with the line "SING OUT, NATASHA!" Main characters include Mama Maria, Baby Lana, and of course Natasha herself, who will be played by Lindsey Lohan.
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#223
Posted: 3/23/13 at 6:19pm
"BWW Boards: The Musical"
Songs include:
"Dollypop, Dollypop"
"Report Me!"
"The Chi Chi Cha Cha"
"Anything Patti Can Do, Bernie Can Do Better"
"Just STFU Jordan"
And the show stopper, ""I'll Bash The Show Before I See It"
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/06
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#226
Posted: 8/17/14 at 6:12pm"Desire Under the Elms: The Musical." Music and Lyrics by Jerry Herman, Book by Harvey Fierstein, Directed by Joanne Akalaitis, Choreography by Mark Morris starring Cyndi Lauper and Christopher Walken. Go to Kickstarter to get it going!
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