Broadway Star Joined: 3/26/11
Broadway Star Joined: 3/26/11
without questions- JUMP
although I can't say I have seen the entire thing. I walked out half way through.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
Many will agree, I'm sure: THE PERFECT CRIME.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/3/12
DANCING AT LUGHNASA at the Irish Rep.
Back in the 80s at the York Theater..."Frankie!"
It was an atrocious re-telling of "Frankenstein" that starred Richard White and was the last work of Abe Burrows if I remember correctly.
Telethon!
I was sitting in the last row and half way through I turned around and almost the entire audience was gone!
I recall BOY MEETS BOY being pretty bad, though the idea was radical and important at the time. I suspect there were plenty of worse off-Broadway productions, but the mind protects us by forgetting them.
Updated On: 9/19/12 at 03:51 PM
MOURNING BECOMES ELECTRA at the New Group a few years ago.
Walmartopia was pretty dreadful.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Some gawd-awful one man play from the early nineties (name escapes me) but the actor bent over and spread his cheeks to the audience and I sadly had to be in the front row and got quite a view.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
"MOURNING BECOMES ELECTRA at the New Group a few years ago."
Yeah, this was pretty poisonous. Split at the first intermission, deeply embarassed for the cast.
And there's always FAME ON 42nd STREET -- a real low point.
Broadway Star Joined: 6/3/12
Oh, I totally forgot about BENITO CERENO at the Flea. That was embarrassing.
"Goatsee the Musical" Deena?
I choose Pinter's ASHES TO ASHES. I'm sure there were (are) worse, but CHRIST ON A CRACKER!
It was the closest I've ever gotten to standing on my chair and screaming 'STOP! PLEASE STOP!!! I CAN'T FOR ANOTHER MINUTE!!!!!'
I'm sure Lindsay Duncan would have appreciated it.
Oh, I forgot CORIOLANUS in the Park back when Papp was experimenting with using "urban" actors speaking in their native dialects. Acts I-III were utterly incomprehensible except for Gloria Foster, who was regal, as always. I wouldn't know about Acts IV-V.
Signs of Life.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/7/05
2012 = "Bullet for Adolf" at New World Stages and "Us" at Theater Row. Both absolutely dreadful.
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
In the early 1990's I saw a musical called "Just a Night Out" performed Upstairs at the Village Gate. Absoluetly awful. I left at intermission. The venue was a bar/cabaret space, and they advertised an 8:30 show time. What that meant is that they had no plans to start a minute before 9 PM, and hoped to sell as much liquor as possible in that half hour period.
The show was falsely advertised as being produced by the negro Ensemble Company. Truth is, it was an independent production by someone who had once worked for NEC, and got them to loan him some costumes and props.
Death Takes a Holiday was fairly unbearable.
The Marvelous Wonderetts was crap. I still haven't forgiven my friend for dragging me to see that one.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/03
Newsical...considering most of the cast of various "Forbidden Broadway" incarnations was in it, I expected at least some fun. Other than Christine Pedi's Liza, it was godawful.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/12
There was a play at the Public Theater(?) in the early 1980s directed by Joanna Akalaitis(sp?) that was just a couple of flickering light bulbs onstage (and some prerecorded dialogue). Updated On: 9/19/12 at 10:41 PM
Swing Joined: 3/21/07
Without a doubt: MONEY TALKS, with the divine Dolores Gray looking lost, frustrated and on the verge of stopping the show to apologize to the audience.
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