The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'- Page 18

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 11:53am

I'm in, too.

[DAME]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 11:58am

I want to come!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:01pm

One of these things, is not like the others! One of these things just doesn't belong.

[DAME]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:05pm

I will even help PJ pay for your ticket. And I can buy us all a round.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:07pm

If I were a rich man, ya da da deeda,etc

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:09pm

This will be an epic evening.

Joan--if you can hear me...HEAL!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:13pm

I will not laugh at awful things to be polite. However, I will not hiss in order to be.

[dreaming]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:14pm

Echoing PJ. It would be fun for those of us pulling for her to get the chance to see her together.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 1:06pm

I can't wait! It's going to be a fabulous night. Keep me posted.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 1:18pm

We won't!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 2:37pm

The family reports that Joan is out of intensive care.

Apparently, someone told her that if she makes a comeback, Namo has agreed to sit through it and not hiss.

She beckoned to Cooper to come closer so she could whisper something in his ear. He tried to make out the words she was saying, but he couldn't make any sense of it.

He said, "Nana New Face, I'm sorry but I just can't understand. I love you and I want to know what you have to say."

Joan scowled and motioned for a small chalkboard, on which she scrawled:

DON'T

LET

THEM

BRING

LIZA'S

F*CKING

HEADBAND


Everyone shook their heads, and Melissa said, "I think she's finally lost it."



Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:37 PM

[Musical Master]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 2:43pm

According to an update, there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead which is a good sign.

Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:43 PM

[IAMWHATIAM]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:01pm

PalJoey,

If there were such a list, your last post would certainly be atop the list of All Time Best BWW Posts for both cleverness and content.

Count me in on a Joan Rivers field trip.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:33pm

PalJoey. I have a surprise gift for you. It will be publicly revealed on this message board on Friday at 10:00am (or around there). Get ready.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:41pm

OOOO a threat! or a promise. A promise of a threat?

(PS youse guys are stealing focus from Joanie !)

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:43pm

Oh, good grief. Since when is a gift considered a "threat"? People overanalyze sh!t on here wayyyyyy tooooo muuucchhhh (take this thread, for example)

My best wishes and prayers for Joan. Hoping for a speedy recovery.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:48pm

As Dolores Gray sang, "Thanks a lot but no thanks!"

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:49pm

You'll have no choice in the matter. You shall be receiving this gift, either way!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:50pm

How very Maleficent of you.

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:01pm

"...there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead..."

Honey, your scanner may say one thing, but we’ve heard her material…

OH! I MEAN! ISN’T IT JUST!

[dreaming]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:15pm

Be nice. Even if you don't care for her material, understand she's got a family who loves and cares about her. She's a tough lady-and there is reason to hope she might be ok.

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:17pm

^ I think that's been covered already.

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:27pm

^lol

Let's start the whole thing over, thematically, from the beginning, right here.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:29pm

Hey, growl.... You've got sumthin growin on yer face. FYI.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:30pm

Growl...I've been saving up my quarters. How much is the mustache ride?