worst musical- Page 2

[BtMartin25]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:13pm

The victims on the plane heading toward the WTC.

now THAT would be a bad show.

[cookie2]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:38pm

Terry Schiavo - The Musical!

[kasim]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:38pm

people on a message board about musicals singing how they know more than the stars of broadway and dissign them constantly even thouh they dont have 1% of the talent the broadway people do.

[arky]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:34pm

King Kong!!!!!

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:56pm

Kasim, do you mean dis on rather than dissign? Dissign is a great wordage though. Whatever it's supposed to mean.

Love me some Caroline, or Change. I'm going to be frank, if you didn't like it, oh well for you. Maybe you just didn't get it.

How about a musical about some little kids who think the ex convict living in their barn is Jesus? They can sing a lot of songs that are meant to be cute but just aren't.

[MLE]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:57pm

No, I've got it!

Fangirl: the musical.

Starring actual fangirls.

[dancingthrulife04]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:59pm

That show with the little dead girl and her brother who has Tourettes.

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 4:00pm

Fangirls... like YOU!?

We ought to get the chicks who I sat next to at this concert the other day comparing how many times they'd seen Altar Boyz (which numbered above 50 for one of them, no further comment).

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 6:20pm

Metro
Don't Play us Cheap
Utter Glory of Morrisey Hall
Dr Selavy's Magic Theater
CATS

[MLE]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 8:57pm

Like me??

[fyffe]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 9:04pm

these would be in bad taste...but funny..

sago mine disaster musical
dc sniper musical
Katrina ...the musical

[RockabyeHamlet]

Posted: 1/18/06 at 9:28pm

Backstreet Boys- The Musical!
N*SYNC- The Musical!

Katrina- The Musical!
A musical about the Tsunami

A Musical about the London Bombings with Sweeny making a cameo singing "There a hole in the world like a big black pit and its filled with people who are filled with **** and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of London."

BANG!

Updated On: 1/18/06 at 09:28 PM

Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:50am

jv92 - I definitely think you have a heart and you're also a hoot. I also weep every time I see or listen to CAROUSEL. A heartbreaker.

I would say a musical version of ANNE FRANK but there already was one. It was called YOURS ANNE. It flopped - What a shocker. Did anyone see it?

[SporkGoddess]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 2:15pm

A musical about the murder of Mary Phagan, and the subsequent 1913 Leo Frank trial and lynching...

Come on, I love Parade, but seriously here!

[Chenofan #1]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 2:53pm

Cats, no doubt!!!!

[Donnie Darko]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 3:06pm

"How about a black maid of a Jewish family who hangs out in a basement with a talking washing machine and other dancing and singing family appliances singing bad R&B. Oh wait..." - ALWRULES

Wait I have an even better one!! How bout a gay guy who wears a mask and chases his fag hag around an opera house for 4 + hours?

[Piazzaslight]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 3:19pm

Happy Tree Friends: The Musical!

Another idea:
LES RELENTLESS
A musical in which a convict is relentlessly pursued by a relentless policeman who relentlessly chases him. The relentless men of the army relentlessly try to win a war, but they all die. The convict's worker is relentless to get some money, and turns into a sexually relentless prostitute to get some. Then she pointlessly (and relentlessly) dies. Then we have another relentless-for-money couple who are taking care of the prostitute's daughter, who is relentless to get out of there. The convict relentlesly recues her. The ward then relentlessly tries to figure who the sexually relentless young man lusting for her outside her gates. Years pass, all except the relentless and greedy couple and the relentlessly nice couple survive, and the old man relentlesly dies.

The End.

Updated On: 1/21/06 at 03:19 PM

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 3:21pm

Evita 2: The Rainbow Corpse Tour

[Joelbeans]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:46pm

Just a word about yours, Anne. I have done that show twice. A theatre group I worked for did it for schools that were reading for their English classes. I think if it is done right it is a beautiful show. The first time I did the show I play piano for it, and the second time I played Mr. VanDan. Anne sings most of her diary entries, and has some beautiful songs. They aren't the easiest but when the actress gets them down and throws in some acting they can be amazing.

[ALWrules]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:57pm

That was probably the stupidest thing I've ever read Donnie Darko. Great comeback...

[ALWrules]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 6:02pm

And nice language as well, Donnie Darko. It's comforting to see "intellectual" theater people calling people "fags." Why don't I just refer to Caroline as a n* and her family as kytes (or however you spell it.) Good to see...

[jeremykushnier1fan]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 6:52pm

Any musical with the kind of music we play on the radio these days.

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 3:04am

Which is *exactly* the reason why the theatre isn't popular anymore!

[Katt]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 3:08am

jeremykushnier, it's not really so much music on the radio now...more like screeching and ridiculous rap songs that are ninety percent cussing.

[TheEnchantedHunter]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 3:10am

Which is exactly why there isn't any good music on radio anymore!


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New York, NY