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#25CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 7:15pm

I can't wait to see the pull quotes they use for this one. 

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#26CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 7:17pm

HenryTDobson said: "I can't wait to see the pull quotes they use for this one. "

Well right now they have both "A massive, melty mess" (MM) and "Lots of sucking" (Timeout)...


"Movies will make you famous; television will make you rich; but theatre will make you good." - Terrence Mann.

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#27CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 7:17pm

TaleofTwo said: "HenryTDobson said: "I can't wait to see the pull quotes they use for this one. "

Well right now they have both "A massive, melty mess" (MM) and "Lots of sucking" (Timeout)...


"

Those will keep them open for years!

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#28CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 7:17pm

^Whenever someone mentions pull quotes, all I can picture is that scene from SMASH during "Bombshell"'s opening night where Daphne Rubin-Vega and Angelica Huston are running around their make-shift pressroom like mad people. 

Sunny11
#29CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 7:35pm

Murray had this line. 

"This is not a musical thats willing to settle for second worse"

 

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#30CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 7:43pm

John Rubenstein as Grandpa Joe is "a lobotomized Bernie Sanders" -- you could sell me for this show on that! 

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pdjennings
#32CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 8:18pm

A few factual errors in that Chicago review. 

wonkit
#33CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 8:22pm

Is there much of an advance sale on this one? If not, I wonder how long it will hold out with these reviews. I thought I might want to see this but probably not.

Cfried
#34CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 8:24pm

From what I've read, seen, and heard, this production is SUCH a missed opportunity. I'll be seeing it in July but it really breaks my heart that this is the end result. 

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#35CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 8:30pm

Yikes.  I don't usually revel in nasty reviews, and I have no plans to see this myself....but these are wonderfully awful lines.


If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

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#36CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 8:34pm

So sad. The story itself is such fertile ground!

I have to agree Dramamama. I laughed at some of the lines!


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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#37CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 8:54pm

Very puzzling that a talent team consisting of O'Brien, Borle, Shaiman and Wittman among others, would be so universally panned.  Have to wonder how they were so far off?


The only review of a show that matters is your own.

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#41CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:01pm

Another pull quote, "...sex-offender-registry creepiness!".

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#42CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:02pm

And because Jeffery can't seem to be bothered. 

 

Deadline - Mixed to positive http://deadline.com/2017/04/broadway-review-charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-1202075831/


Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

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#44CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:05pm

Jeffery don't add reviews if you can't be bothered pre facing it with a simple 'positive, mixed or negative' the way it's been done on here for years.

 

Hollywood Reporter - Negative http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/charlie-chocolate-factory-theater-996618


Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
Updated On: 4/23/17 at 09:05 PM

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#45CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:06pm

Jeffrey, please. 

Also, these reviews are leaving me at a loss for words. 

@z5
#46CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:07pm

Oh, Jeffrey boy!

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#48CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:15pm

Why do you people have to be so mean? I can post the reviews any way I'd like. What are you, the posting police?

jimmycurry01
#49CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Reviews
Posted: 4/23/17 at 9:17pm

Jeffrey Karasarides said: "Why do you people have to be so mean? I can post the reviews any way I'd like. What are you, the posting police?

 

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There is just an established way we do it. A lot of folks don't want to read the full reviews or don't have time to read every review. It is easier for all if you just quickly sum it up by saying if it is positive, negative, or mixed when you post it.