If you decide to ride out a big storm an stay in an evacuated area, I guess losing power was bound to happen. But thank God he's still posting his blog.
It would be so perfect if his name were "Dollypop Richard."
I've been thinking about the memorial service. You know, if one should be needed. I know the things a lot of us would like to share would not be appropriate for The Most Accepting Catholic Church On Planet Earth and we're all really busy, so I think it will have to be a virtual memorial service.
I'm trying to line up some speakers. The obvious ones that come right to mind are Nathan Lane, Maestro Lockhart and Christian Weeds Jesus. Does anybody have any connections to these three? Any other suggestions? Obviously somebody is going to have to do a number. Or maybe a few people.
I think we should leave poor Miss Channing out of this. The poor woman has suffered enough.
I'm thinking we'll pass a virtual hat and the end of the virtual memorial service. Maybe somebody can just get us a clip of that public appearance where Nathan let out a scream and said the name "Dollypop!" I know that was a highlight in Dollypop's life. Um, with plenty more to come, I'm sure.
I'm sure he will resurface in time to spend a solid week preparing an extravagant and labor-intensive Thanksgiving feast for his (undoubtedly rented) family. No short-cuts for Dollypop! He makes everything from scratch. Even the turkey, which his grand-daughter keeps as a pet until mid-November when his favorite priest performs extreme unction just prior to the sacrificial fowl's crucifixion. DP even cleans the turkey inside and out with pure holy water from Lourdes.
When the time comes, we BWWers can pilgrimage to Nevers, Bourgogne, where we will exhume DP's mummified corpse, which will have remained incorrupt, unlike Ms. Channing's, which has been irreparably ravaged by involuntary consumption of corn.
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