I'm sure he will resurface in time to spend a solid week preparing an extravagant and labor-intensive Thanksgiving feast for his (undoubtedly rented) family. No short-cuts for Dollypop! He makes everything from scratch. Even the turkey, which his grand-daughter keeps as a pet until mid-November when his favorite priest performs extreme unction just prior to the sacrificial fowl's crucifixion. DP even cleans the turkey inside and out with pure holy water from Lourdes.
When the time comes, we BWWers can pilgrimage to Nevers, Bourgogne, where we will exhume DP's mummified corpse, which will have remained incorrupt, unlike Ms. Channing's, which has been irreparably ravaged by involuntary consumption of corn.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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