Sueleen, take heart in knowing that although the sight of "BS" makes you cry, you will never have to suffer so when it comes to "DP." When you're feeling a little nostalgic, just open your refrigerator and there he'll be on the side of the milk carton...even though what's on the inside may be old, sour, decaying and lumpy.
And milk, much like Dollypop, likes to be swallowed by little boys.
Not to speak ill of the dead, but I was watching one of Brendan's movies last night and it really has not aged well. The glory hole scene still gets me every time, though.
This thread is approaching the greatness of the "I Hate Deer" thread in terms of sheer collaborative genius.
A GOOD LUCK, MISS WYCOFF reference? I mean...
Thanks for the laughs everyone. Especially during a really stressful time.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Who hacked into Dollypop's account?
That's just cruel!
St. Bernadette be praised. Power's back on. How is Liza-Beth?
Probably throwing an Elizabitch-fit that it's snowing outside and SHE wanted to pick flowers from people's graves but now she can't and THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Well, hello, Dolly!
It's so sad to have you back where you think you belong.
Rumors of me & DP recreating the film "Misery" are totally unfounded.
I’ve had his number for a long time! He’s a harmless dusty troll queen that loves to pretend to be miserable. I consider myself a better person than he’ll ever be because I am wishing that no harm has come to the old English patient. I predict that he is sitting pretty somewhere enjoying any attention he can muster up. After all, bad breath is better than no breath!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
"Harmless dusty troll queen" is definitely going in the memorial booklet.
Jane, you're speaking to me again? I never thought you'd forgive me for buying that turkey from Whole Foods rather than killing the children's pet with my bare hands and preparing a Lourdes Back-bay Bayou Bird Bourdelaise a la Bernadette. (And no, I don't mean Bernadette of Flatbush!)
<3
But P.J. You probably killed him now with that Babs as Dolly picture.
Yes, Miss P, although I'll never forgive you for not churning your own butter.
But P.J. You probably killed him now with that Babs as Dolly picture.
Well, after all, Barbra Streisand WAS the definitive Dolly.
I came to the Board last night to see what I could learn on the election thread, never intending to post. But there were two BWWers who inspired me to add my two cents: Mom and Dollypop. You newer BWW posters may not have had a lot of experience with either one, but both deserve the threads that have been started for them.
Mom, we miss you!
Dollypop. Nah.
Dollypop is like really bad acne. It's ugly, miserable and you can't stand it. Then when it goes away for a while you're happy, praying it never comes back all the while knowing it's just a matter of time before you have to deal with it again.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Rest assured, though, that when you get a little older, Dollypop, like your acne, will be gone forever!
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