The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'- Page 29
The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
#700Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 12:02am
Don Rickles had to be led from the car to the...to the...to the...to the thing.
#701Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 12:07am
Steve Lawrence kept turning to every Jewish woman over the age of 79 (and there were quite a few!), tapping them on the tops of their heads and asking, "Eydie...? Eydie...? Eydie...?
#702Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 7:53am
Kris Jenner, happy just to be invited.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#703Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 9:40am
"traditional Jewish Shiva mourning-"
OY A BRUCH!
This is about as traditional as having pork chops at a seder.
Flowers, gifts, MUSIC? Call it mourning, grieving even as some have a "celebration" but NOT a shiva.
And SNAFU your card in the Gay Community is still valid- just not punched!
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#704Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:42pm
I tried to find a video of my favorite Joan Rivers appearance on SNL, but we'll have to settle for the transcript. Even reading it, it sounds just like Joan!
Joan Rivers' 1997 Fashion Wrap-Up
#705Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:45pm
Melissa Rivers: [ angry ] I want to be in a movie.
lol
theaternut
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/4/03
#706Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:47pmI can always count on Phyllis for good reading material.
#707Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:54pmThat was a Tina Fey sketch. I played (well operated) Joan.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#708Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 3:11pmWhenever I think of Melissa I think of "I want to be a movie."
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#709Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 3:55pmWhy are we posting a lot of paparazzi-vulture pics of someone's funeral?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#710Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 4:21pmI think there's a causal relationship with my posting.
#711Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 4:38pm
Nah
#712Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 6:32pmHey, PJ, do you have any details on Cindy Adams' remarks at the NY funeral? Was on a long drive with a friend a few days ago and heard Howard Stern speak quite passionately about how great the funeral was. He made special mention of Cindy Adams' remarks and noted how funny and moving they were.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#713Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 6:39pm
I think that alone deserves its own thread. Only by invitation, kids, only by invitation.
For your convenience
#714Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 7:51pmHa! Though I think that is like throwing and "imagined" ball for a dog. They will catch on.
#715Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 7:56pm
I don't like Cindy Adams very much in general, but she was hysterical. I got the feeling that she and Joan might have written their eulogies together, over a pot of tea and some Entenmann's.
Like Namo and I are planning to do.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#716Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 8:04pmDepends on who out lives who.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#717Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 8:16pmI've already written my own but it's more like a note.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#718Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/15/14 at 8:54pm
D'OH!
Updated On: 9/15/14 at 08:54 PM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#719Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/16/14 at 12:25am
Joan would've LOVED these edgy, outrageous bloody Kent State sweatshirts that have sold out at Urban Outfitters just in time for the company, owned by a "libertarian centrist" right winger issued an apology for it.
IflitIfloat would have HATED the sweatshirt, since she was there that fateful day, but you know.
Maybe it's a good sign that millennials don't give a crap about the scared cows of the baby boomers and a conservative company is ready to rake in the profits from that?
FishermanBob
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/9/12
#720Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/16/14 at 12:31amActually, they indicated there was only one of them. $129. A bargain. Almost went for it but they said it had the blood stains but no gunshot residue, so I passed.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#721Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/16/14 at 12:42amThat vintage isn't faux, that's quality vintage.
#722Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/16/14 at 7:31amActually, no, she wouldn't.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#723Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/16/14 at 9:11am
Joan would've LOVED these edgy, outrageous bloody Kent State sweatshirts
Please do not speak on behalf of the deceased, as they do not have the ability to either refute or affirm said assumptions.
IflitIfloat would have HATED the sweatshirt, since she was there that fateful day, but you know.
Please do not speak on behalf of the deceased, as they do not have the ability to either refute or affirm said assumptions.
#724Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn
Posted: 9/16/14 at 9:33amNah. He's right about iflit. Just not about Joan.
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