The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?' — Page 29

#701

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 12:02am

Don Rickles had to be led from the car to the...to the...to the...to the thing.

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#702

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 12:07am

Steve Lawrence kept turning to every Jewish woman over the age of 79 (and there were quite a few!), tapping them on the tops of their heads and asking, "Eydie...? Eydie...? Eydie...?

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#703

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 7:53am

Kris Jenner, happy just to be invited.

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#704

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 9:40am

"traditional Jewish Shiva mourning-"
OY A BRUCH!
This is about as traditional as having pork chops at a seder.
Flowers, gifts, MUSIC? Call it mourning, grieving even as some have a "celebration" but NOT a shiva.

And SNAFU your card in the Gay Community is still valid- just not punched!

#705

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:42pm

I tried to find a video of my favorite Joan Rivers appearance on SNL, but we'll have to settle for the transcript. Even reading it, it sounds just like Joan!
Joan Rivers' 1997 Fashion Wrap-Up

#706

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:45pm

Melissa Rivers: [ angry ] I want to be in a movie.

lol

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#707

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:47pm

I can always count on Phyllis for good reading material.

#708

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 2:54pm

That was a Tina Fey sketch. I played (well operated) Joan.

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#709

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 3:11pm

Whenever I think of Melissa I think of "I want to be a movie."

#710

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 3:55pm

Why are we posting a lot of paparazzi-vulture pics of someone's funeral?

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#711

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 4:21pm

I think there's a causal relationship with my posting.

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#712

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 4:38pm

Nah

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#713

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 6:32pm

Hey, PJ, do you have any details on Cindy Adams' remarks at the NY funeral? Was on a long drive with a friend a few days ago and heard Howard Stern speak quite passionately about how great the funeral was. He made special mention of Cindy Adams' remarks and noted how funny and moving they were.

#714

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 6:39pm

I think that alone deserves its own thread. Only by invitation, kids, only by invitation.


For your convenience

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Updated On: 9/15/14 at 06:39 PM

#715

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 7:51pm

Ha! Though I think that is like throwing and "imagined" ball for a dog. They will catch on.

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#716

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 7:56pm

I don't like Cindy Adams very much in general, but she was hysterical. I got the feeling that she and Joan might have written their eulogies together, over a pot of tea and some Entenmann's.

Like Namo and I are planning to do.

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#717

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 8:04pm

Depends on who out lives who.

#718

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 8:16pm

I've already written my own but it's more like a note.

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#719

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/15/14 at 8:54pm

D'OH!

Updated On: 9/15/14 at 08:54 PM

#720

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/16/14 at 12:25am

Joan would've LOVED these edgy, outrageous bloody Kent State sweatshirts that have sold out at Urban Outfitters just in time for the company, owned by a "libertarian centrist" right winger issued an apology for it.

IflitIfloat would have HATED the sweatshirt, since she was there that fateful day, but you know.

Maybe it's a good sign that millennials don't give a crap about the scared cows of the baby boomers and a conservative company is ready to rake in the profits from that?

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Updated On: 9/16/14 at 12:25 AM

#721

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/16/14 at 12:31am

Actually, they indicated there was only one of them. $129. A bargain. Almost went for it but they said it had the blood stains but no gunshot residue, so I passed.

#722

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/16/14 at 12:42am

That vintage isn't faux, that's quality vintage.

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#723

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/16/14 at 7:31am

Actually, no, she wouldn't.

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#724

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/16/14 at 9:11am

Joan would've LOVED these edgy, outrageous bloody Kent State sweatshirts

Please do not speak on behalf of the deceased, as they do not have the ability to either refute or affirm said assumptions.

IflitIfloat would have HATED the sweatshirt, since she was there that fateful day, but you know.

Please do not speak on behalf of the deceased, as they do not have the ability to either refute or affirm said assumptions.

#725

Joan Rivers, in mahogany head-to-toe, then an urn

Posted: 9/16/14 at 9:33am

Nah. He's right about iflit. Just not about Joan.

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