"So, Mr. Lloyd Webber, you're on your way to the premiere of your completely-pointless Phantom of the Opera sequel (that should really be something!), and, even without that, you've still got more money than Jesus himself! What are you gonna do now?" "I'm gonna do a new version of The Wizard of Oz!" (pause) (BAM!)
"Y'know, I think Bertolt Brecht was rolling in his grave."
-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum
Will the Phantom make a special appearance? I am thinking perhaps as a flying monkey? This news deserves an "OH CRIPES" and a big fat "OH BROTHER!" :)
Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.
I like the idea but i don't think Webber can write new songs that would blend and fit in with the songs from the original movie. His writing style is so far from the movies music. I just don't see it working. Maybe they can add a scene with dancing CATS!!
^ Rumor, and also rumor for Liza to be a judge...granted I might watch that. More than likely it'll be Lorna, she likes to capitalize on Mommy's fame more than Liza does. (And I love Lorna)
"3) Why is this needed? What on earth makes him think this si a very good idea? "
Lloyd Webber's been out of ideas for years - Woman in White wasn't even his idea from the start (although he probably fixed/adjusted some the plot/whatever). It was stemmed from some sort of contest in which Lloyd Webber said he wanted to see what the people (of the UK) wanted as his next musical.
(For the record I do love Woman in White !)
I think Frank Wildhorn should loan him some of the ideas he's got up in his arsenal!
"The Wizard doesn't have a number of his own, for instance."
How about "The Merry Old Land of Oz"? Sure, it's not sung by the Wizard himself, but it's usually sung by the actor playing the Wizard.
"It doesn't have an opening number," says Slater.
I'll give you that, but the Overture is one of the most recognizable Overtures ever and "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" isn't really such a terrible way to start things off.
"It doesn't have a song for the Witch."
The Madison Square Garden production solved that problem with a brilliant rendition of "The Jitterbug" by the late Eartha Kitt. Do some research Slater.
"It's missing what it needs to become an actual theatrical piece."
Well, obviously it's always going to be slightly flawed since it wasn't actually written for the stage, but it's a lot better as is than a lot of other shows currently playing in the West End. Updated On: 4/3/09 at 04:40 PM
The thing is, you don't need an opening number. My Fair Lady goes 10 pages almost without one. There's no real way to work out an opening number...it doesn't require one.
I wouldn't mind if he were adding songs as long as it was appropriate. But the story is really only 90 minutes long, and it's only missing a number post-Witchmelt, and the "Ding! Dong!" reprise is perfectly fine for it.