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Posted: 6/1/08 at 11:32am
During the second act of the show last night, I saw the most appalling, disgusting, intolerable behavior I have EVER seen in a theatre. I was sitting in the fourth row just off the center, and in the third row dead center there was this woman and her three year old daughter. She was speaking loudly to her daughter constantly, singing the songs, raising her hands in the air and waving them around, TAKING PICTURES, and standing her daughter on her lap to see better. The audience went nuts. People half back in the orchestra were shushing this crazy lady. Whenever people would sush her or tell her to shut up she would YELL, "Are you serious?! I have a three year old! SHUT UP." This one guy behind her tried to get her to shut up and she yelled "f**k you" and gave him the finger. Twice. In the middle of the show. The three year old was amazingly well behaved. She was adorable, and didn't say more than two words the entire act. Her mother was CRAZY. She was also yelling things out in the middle of the scenes. When Ariel was going to give her voice to Urusula, she was like, "No Ariel, NO ARIEL!!!" She thought she was in a private showing. I have NEVER seen anything like it in my life. She almost got into a fist fight with the woman sitting next to her who kept telling her to shut up. Finally, someone went to get an usher. I don't really know what happened after that because it took the ushers a while to come and I think they were waiting until after the show (don't know why). I couldn't concentrate at all on the second act because there would be an episode every 5 minutes. I found out after the show that she was completely wasted. The guy behind her said he smelled alcohol on her. It was just crazy. I'm still in shock.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
Updated On: 6/1/08 at 11:32 AM