Unimpressed. Unimpressed. Unimpressed.
I saw this live for the first time tonight, and it just didn’t stick with me.
Whereas some Broadway shows are so trashy they’re good, this one is quirky and offbeat (in true Burton fashion) to the point of exhaustion, for the most part. I had seen the movie before and about half of the plot didn’t make any sense to me. I am sorry to report that is still the case at the Marquis.
Alex Brightman would make a potent Deadpool for the stage. If anything, I thought he was more of a demon rascal tonight than when he was in School of Rock. Coke-snorting, potty-mouthing, intimidating, and he even made me laugh a bit despite me knowing all the jokes already (thanks, bootleggers). His little “Jason Derulo” at the end of the “Invisible” reprise left the house in stitches tonight. Deserved Tony nod - as well as the lighting.
Teeter is a serviceable Lydia and easily passes the low bar set by Caruso. Butler and Kritzer are sadly wasted.
I also have to shout out Sean McManus, who was on as a swing tonight. I LOVE his Patti impressions on TikTok. Nails the singing voice.
Everything else, meh. IMO the set was a bore (save for a few big pieces in the dinner scene) and only came to life because of all the drawings / projections.
The score is middling at best. It’s not the end-to-end embarrassment King Kong was from Perfect, there are at least a few decent tunes, if a bit generic on the pop-rock side. It’s almost impossible to believe Minchin inspired this guy. At least Minchin has a better sense of lyricism and wordplay.
I said a quick hi to Adam Laird before the show, he conducted tonight. Kris Kukul is in Boston at the moment working on Sing Street, and he’ll be back at the Marquis this weekend.
I noticed a couple of things line-wise:
”Schmucks” has become “morons” in BJ’s little monologue after “The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing.”
New opening remarks in WBDT: “Hey folks, ain’t it pretty? / Look who’s back in New York City! / Since your life’s been sorta sh*tty / Let’s start on - y’know - the whole ‘being dead’ thing!”
No Music Man slander tonight. “F*ck Brigadoon!”
Is the “I got herpes from Katherine Hepburn” punchline new? I don’t remember that line.
I find it astounding that both this and Be More Chill opened in the same season. And yet the kids go ape for both despite some harsh criticism for the two.
This wasn’t my show, but I hope to see Brightman on stage again in the future. What a talent he is.
“I am furious, but I am sailing.”
Updated On: 9/1/22 at 09:36 PM