Bad Musical Ideas

[Mr Roxy]

Bad Musical Ideas#1

Posted: 7/23/13 at 2:19am

Wilford Brimley The Musical

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[blaxx]

Bad Musical Ideas#2

Posted: 7/23/13 at 2:21am

Mrs. Roxy kicked you out of bed?

Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE

[wicked1492]

Bad Musical Ideas#2

Posted: 7/23/13 at 2:40am

"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times

[gchris11]

Bad Musical Ideas#3

Posted: 7/23/13 at 2:45am

Stand By Me the Musical

[Plannietink08]

Bad Musical Ideas#4

Posted: 7/23/13 at 10:11am

"RENT 2: HALF THE CAST ARE DEAD NOW"

"Charlotte, we're Jewish"

[wicked1492]

Bad Musical Ideas#5

Posted: 7/23/13 at 11:15am

Richard Ridge: The Musical Experience

"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times

[hanschens]

Bad Musical Ideas#6

Posted: 7/23/13 at 11:21am

Love Never Dies

[Mr Roxy]

Bad Musical Ideas#7

Posted: 7/23/13 at 3:34pm

Honey Boo Boo by Sondheim

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[PTOPhan]

Bad Musical Ideas#8

Posted: 7/23/13 at 8:48pm

Dallas, the Musical

Dogs

Le Fantome Miserable -- Jean Valjean and the Phantom join forces to defeat Javert by introducing him to Carlotta. Valjean falls in love with Madame Giry and the Phantom and Eponine find true love. At the end of the show, Gustav Daae and Fantine find true love in heaven, and tell Valjean not to bother dying yet. Meanwhile, Javert is ready to jump in the river after a few years with Carlotta. He and Ubaldo Piangi commiserate and find true love with each other. Carlotta is left out in the cold, and goes back to her career, where she makes a name for herself doing trouser roles as a bass.

You alone can make my song take flight.

[PTOPhan]

Bad Musical Ideas#9

Posted: 7/23/13 at 8:48pm

Dallas, the Musical

Dogs

Le Fantome Miserable -- Jean Valjean and the Phantom join forces to defeat Javert by introducing him to Carlotta. Valjean falls in love with Madame Giry and the Phantom and Eponine find true love. At the end of the show, Gustav Daae and Fantine find true love in heaven, and tell Valjean not to bother dying yet. Meanwhile, Javert is ready to jump in the river after a few years with Carlotta. He and Ubaldo Piangi commiserate and find true love with each other. Carlotta is left out in the cold, and goes back to her career, where she makes a name for herself doing trouser roles as a bass.

You alone can make my song take flight.

[chewy5000]

Bad Musical Ideas#10

Posted: 7/23/13 at 9:00pm

T.S. Elliot did actually write a poem about cows.

[CapnHook]

Bad Musical Ideas#11

Posted: 7/23/13 at 9:02pm

Scandalous.

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

[morosco]

Bad Musical Ideas#12

Posted: 7/23/13 at 9:05pm

2 Girls 1 Cup the Musical

[orangeskittles]

Bad Musical Ideas#13

Posted: 7/23/13 at 9:13pm

Magic Mike

Oh wait.

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

[jackieoh]

Bad Musical Ideas#14

Posted: 7/23/13 at 9:14pm

PINK FLAMINGOS

[kieranbec]

Bad Musical Ideas#15

Posted: 7/23/13 at 10:02pm

Cats.

[WiCkEDrOcKS]

Bad Musical Ideas#16

Posted: 7/23/13 at 10:05pm

A circus version of SEUSSICAL.

[Mr Roxy]

Bad Musical Ideas#17

Posted: 7/23/13 at 10:53pm

A circus version of Death Of A Salesman

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[N2N Nate.]

Bad Musical Ideas#18

Posted: 7/23/13 at 10:54pm

Spiderman.

So Lauren Bacall me, anything goes! *wink*

[Mr Roxy]

Bad Musical Ideas#19

Posted: 7/23/13 at 11:06pm

Anthony Wiener The Musical

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[broadwaydevil]

Bad Musical Ideas#20

Posted: 7/24/13 at 12:29am

A tale of a rockstar Rabbi featuring his greatest "hits" in a 3 hour, community theatre caliber snoozefest.

Scratch and claw for every day you're worth! Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming You'll live forever here on earth.

[gossipguy215]

Bad Musical Ideas#21

Posted: 7/24/13 at 1:03am

A musical version of La Boheme.

[gchris11]

Bad Musical Ideas#22

Posted: 7/24/13 at 1:13am

Get 10 strangers and make them stand around a truck keeping one hand on it at all times. And let's have them sing songs about their lives and why they need a new truck. Oh the fun we can have.


Edit to fix premature itouch posting, sorry Updated On: 7/24/13 at 01:13 AM

[JohnBalton]

Bad Musical Ideas#23

Posted: 7/24/13 at 4:13am

"A musical version of La Boheme."





You mean this Updated On: 7/24/13 at 04:13 AM

[JohnBalton]

Bad Musical Ideas#24

Posted: 7/24/13 at 4:17am

A musical about four days after college
What were they thinking