Best Prostitution Songs — Page 2

#26

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 9:36am

Everybody's Girl - Steel Pier

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If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

#27

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 9:56am

I don't think "Everybody's Girl" is about being a hooker. She's just .... friendly.

Like Ado Annie ... "I Cain't Say No."

#28

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:01am

"I'm Tired' - Blazing Saddles
"I Never Do Anything Twice" Sondheim - Seven Percent Solution

#29

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:20am

How about Cabaret?

"She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower, as a matter of fact she rented by the hour."

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#30

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:21am

"Picture of Happiness"--Tenderloin

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#31

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:39am

"It's All the Same" from MAN OF LA MANCHA. I played the grooves off that album when it first came out. Can you imagine an 8 year-old boy flouncing around a suburban living room in front of the hi-fi singing "One pair of arms is like another, it's all the same. I'll go with you or with your brother, it's all the same"? I had no idea what she was singing about, I just loved the song (and would find out a decade later, in the hedonistic 70's, that she was pretty much correct. Not for money, I gave it away for free)

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#32

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 10:44am

just because it wasn't mentioned yet.

"song of fraternization" - mother courage

#33

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:09am

The Oldest Profession from The Life is my favorite. Also, Little Bitty Pissant Country Place from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas or Call Me from Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public.

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#34

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 11:51am

Definately "My Body" from "The Life". Lillias White is great on that number.

#35

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 12:11pm

HAha I read the thread title and I immediately thought, "I don't really like it when my prostitute sings."

But seriously Whore's Lament from AMOUR and anything from THE LIFE are my faves.

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#36

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 12:36pm

Songs from "House of Flowers"

Possible songs depending on how the production is handled:

Don't Tell Mama - Cabaret

Take Back Your Mink - Guys & Dolls

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#37

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 12:37pm

Out Tonight from RENT

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#38

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 12:40pm

"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria"

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#39

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 1:09pm

To cling on to PhilCrosby, "Man Wanted" from Copacabana

#40

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 1:10pm

"If I Could've Been" form Working

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#41

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 1:25pm

I like all of the songs listed...especially, "Don't Tell Mama" from Cabaret for its clever word-play.

"Use What You Got" from The Life (I like the concept album version sung by Liza Minnelli, kinda world weary...)

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#42

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 1:36pm

'Neath the stars, at bazaars
Often I've had to caress men
Five or ten dollars then, I'd collect from all those yes-men
Don't be sad, I must add, that they meant no more than chess-men...

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#43

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:08pm

JailyardGuy - Are those lyrics or are you merely trying to justify your extra income?

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#44

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:13pm

"I Don't Know How To Love Him" from JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

#45

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:16pm

I agree with Heat is On from Miss Siagon.
How bout, The Buck Stops Here from Great American Trailer Park. (She's a stripper not a prostitute though)

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#46

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:35pm

More from Cabaret

Mein Herr

Sitting Pretty (during the break he introduces girls from all the nations that were involved in World War 2 except Italy and says the girls are where he gets his money.)

I Don't Care Much (It was originally going to be for a prostitute.)

#47

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:46pm

"Special" from Avenue Q

Updated On: 8/31/06 at 04:46 PM

#48

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:50pm

"I dreamed a dream" from Les Mis

#49

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 4:56pm

"If You Got It, Flaunt It" - The Producers

#50

re: Best Prostitution Songs

Posted: 8/31/06 at 6:07pm

Well...this one is not on your face song on prostitution but, the execution and staging are suggestive: "I Enjoy Being A Girl" from the New Broadway Revival Production of Flower Drum Song.

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