"It's All the Same" from MAN OF LA MANCHA. I played the grooves off that album when it first came out. Can you imagine an 8 year-old boy flouncing around a suburban living room in front of the hi-fi singing "One pair of arms is like another, it's all the same. I'll go with you or with your brother, it's all the same"? I had no idea what she was singing about, I just loved the song (and would find out a decade later, in the hedonistic 70's, that she was pretty much correct. Not for money, I gave it away for free)
'Our whole family shouts. It comes from us livin' so close to the railroad tracks'
The Oldest Profession from The Life is my favorite. Also, Little Bitty Pissant Country Place from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas or Call Me from Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Possible songs depending on how the production is handled:
Don't Tell Mama - Cabaret
Take Back Your Mink - Guys & Dolls
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
'Neath the stars, at bazaars Often I've had to caress men Five or ten dollars then, I'd collect from all those yes-men Don't be sad, I must add, that they meant no more than chess-men...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Sitting Pretty (during the break he introduces girls from all the nations that were involved in World War 2 except Italy and says the girls are where he gets his money.)
I Don't Care Much (It was originally going to be for a prostitute.)
Well...this one is not on your face song on prostitution but, the execution and staging are suggestive: "I Enjoy Being A Girl" from the New Broadway Revival Production of Flower Drum Song.
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." Oscar Wilde "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley