I saw this... Honestly it was the most horrific and appalling thing I have seen in my entire life. It was so bad that it was wildly entertaining beyond belief. I don't even know where to begin... The projections looked like they were designed on the Sims 2 and taken from clip art. Some projections were super blurry, and others we super sharp, but looked like they were from a computer game. The book and score are an abominable mess. The jokes are AWFUL... Here's some of them...
"What do you call an amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?" ... "a mechanic"
"Do you know French?" ... "Yeah. DOUCHE"
"Why can't you be more like Nick?" ... "Gene pools?"
It was hysterical. The book is weighed down by song after song... I do not remember one of the newly written songs. They all sounded exactly the same, and did nothing to advance the stale plot.
The set was actually okay, but they had no automation for any pieces but these two steel towers. This meant the stagehands awkwardly wheeled pieces on and off, and it looked REALLY bad. The lighting was probably the worst lighting design I have ever seen. I do not know how Howell Binkley (whose work I usually adore) could have had anything to do with this lighting.
I honestly don't even know what else to say. The cast was subpar with absolutely no standouts. The choreography was a mess, and none of the dancers were that great... Let me know if you have any questions.
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