I just had a Wedding Singer moment.
I'm in a computer class (SO boring...think I know how to use Word already) and my professor started talking about the heating on campus and other stuff I don't care about. So what thought comes into my mind?
"Hey buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life."
If my professor would have come out with "Sir, one more outburst from you and I will bludgeon you with my microphone" it would have been too funny, haha. But no, and I didn't say it, just thought it.
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