I'll never forget my first experience with the sippy cup cocktails. At a matinee of PORGY AND BESS. Seated in what would be premium seats, though released late to my great joy. This was Tony voting season. During one of the most intense sections, when Ms. MacDonald was working at the top of her game, the cretinish idiot next to me began to drain the last drops from his big plastic cup, holding it atop his head, pounding, slurping, literally like a toddler at a Chuck E Cheese birthday party. I barked, "Put that down, now; I don't want to hear it." And he did. And didn't touch it again. Three people behind me later thanked me profusely; he had damn near ruined the performance for them. It's important that we simply state our truth. Shame those who must be shamed. It works more often than one would imagine.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Updated On: 7/13/15 at 10:19 AM