Kristin Chenoweth could barely control a Great Dane she trotted onto the stage. "Great, they gave me a dog that weighs five times what I do", she quipped. For the record, she weighs 93 pounds, and has a Maltese.
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
Must agree with stylinbohemian, 'Spelling Bee' is all I really listen to nowadays, although since I got my fantastic Broadway filled iPod that I named Logainne, I can flip around some of the old musicals I haven't listened to in a while, like 'A Chorus Line' or 'Titanic: The Musical.' Oh and I forgot how good 'Godspell' was.
"Your word is cow"
"May I have a definition please?"
"It's....a cow."
"Can you use that in a sentance?"
"....please spell cow."
-"The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee"
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Patsy: Sir....I'm a Jew...
King Arthur: You are!
Patsy: Yes, on my mothers side...
King Arthur: Well, why didn't you tell me before!
Patsy: Well..thats not the kind of thing you say to a heavily armed Christian..
-Spamalot