FightTheDragons said: "Well.. this was just awful.
As someone who didn't see Kip Williams'The Picture of Dorian Graybut had heard very mixed opinions on it, I went into this cautious but optimistic. I regret to report that Williams'Draculawith Cynthia Erivo falls into every criticism levied atDorian Gray, but brings another layer of problems all its own.
To start with -- this show concept is fundamentally broken. While an actor memorizing 20,000 words and performing all these characters is certainly an impressive technical feat, one to match the very impressive camera work, it's hardly theater. She spends much of the show with her back to the audience acting against videos of her acting. It feels like a movie.. but at megastar theater ticket prices. I'm not so against screens as some people are -- I enjoyed the use of them in Jamie Lloyd'sSunset BoulevardandEvitamore than many on this board -- but when your back is to the audience for so much of the show for no reason other than to show up on a screen, I am indeed against it, especially when the ticket prices are so high so that we can see a star live onstage.
The writing is fine in a vacuum, but remove yourself from the fact that it's a one woman show with all the tech stuff and you're left with what's basically an action movie onstage without any action. It whirs from one "event" to the next with almost no time for character or introspection. It's just telling a story, one that could've easily been told through a movie or even an audio book with the same effect. There is nothing interesting or unique about the show. It has no message, no intrigue, no theme; just narration to deliver and a well-worn story to tell.
Cynthia was a mess. She didn't know her lines atall-- 6 minutes into the show, she forgot them, stared at the ground for 10 seconds, and then called a hold and restarted the show from the top after a 10 minute pause. There are also teleprompters in various places around the stage, which would sometimes appear on screen and then hastily turned off like they were something to hide, and she had an in-ear; the purpose of the in-ear is unclear but one can imagine it was to feed her lines. While I understand that this was a preview, they're charging upwards of $300 for these tickets; it's unacceptable to not know your lines to this extent. She was constantly umming and ahhing her way through the script, retreading lines or restarting phrases in order to get on track, and overall seemed to just be completely lost in the text.
From a performance perspective, she was fine. I've never thought her to be a fantastically skilled actress, but she does a decent job here at differentiating the characters. She's rushing through her lines to try to match the prerecorded videos, and it leads to some really awkward timing moments where she finishes a line and sits still for 5 seconds until the video responds, but that's something that will likely be ironed out during the run. Past that, it's fine. Nothing to write home about, but nothing egregiously bad either.
Frankly, I'm incredibly disappointed. This is not what we should accept from theater artists, and ifDorian Graywas anything like it, it's shameful that it was as raved over as it was. If Kip Williams wants to keep doing celebrity plays, he needs to find a way past this gimmick and celebrities need to stop doing them if they're going to be this bad."
just FYI, these did not start in Sydney as "celebrity" plays at STC. Erin Jean Norvill who originated the role in Dorian Gray and Zahra Newman who originated in Dracula weren't close to be big name celebrities when Kip Williams originally did these productions in Sydney.
It's fine to be critical of elements if the production or of an unprepared actor but to claim Kip started doing these shows as "Celebrity Plays" is just not true.
Updated On: 2/10/26 at 03:21 AM