From the movie version of "Little Night Music", since they cut "Liasons", they had to get Hermiome Gingold into the score somewhere.
So, they brought her character into "A Weekend in the Country". Mme. Armfeldt sings to her staff:
I'll receive them in the red room/And impress them with a feast/Then retire to my bedroom/Where I'm going to be staying until Monday at least...
From "Company":
When a person's personality is personable, he shouldn't oughtta sit like a lump
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull to try to get you offa your rump.
(Though with all of the brickbats that Sondheim has tossed at the lyrics of Lorenz Hart, "personable/coercin' a bull" is one that Larry would have been proud of.)
The song "In the Movies" is just a treasure trove of funny lyrics:
"You start out with a bagel and end up with Conrad Nagel, on the screen. But in life you wind up right behind the pillar in the mezzanine"
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba