Mom: Kali, it's time to get offline and go to sleep.
Me: But Fredi Walker is online....
Mom: OMG Are you kidding? That's so cool, she's absolutely incredible. You can stay online for another 15 minutes if you tell her I say hi!
So, um, yeah...my mom says hi............
And I second her opinion, you are truly incredible and it is so exciting to be talking to you! *...is done being fangirlish...*
"Kali, why is Roger on a cliff?"
"Because the cliff is love, Rachel."
"Oh."