Phyllis - I'm assuming Hunter, being a Broadway actor, has no firm grasp on sports and assumed Angela Lansbury somehow fumbled the Tonys. Mark Sanchez recovered the Tonys and in a stunning display of offensive blocking, Johansson, Washington and Zeta Jones cleared the way for a touchdown as Abdul cheered from the sidelines, waving her pompoms for all to see. Lansbury, Maxwell and Glover hang their heads in shame at the realization that they threw away their shot at this year's Fabulous Bowl.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian