Aida with an historically accurate cast... nobody had blond hair and blue eyes in Egypt!
Well, it's not as if anything else about the original production attempted to be historically accurate, either. The only reference to history at all were the bookend scenes in the museum, which should have been cut because they made the rest of the show seem even less coherent.
As for The Life, I hope that gawdawful show never returns to Broadway. A few decent tunes couldn't dig that hideous book out of its dreary grave. The Hookers Ball was one of the worst missteps I've seen in a Broadway musical. Right up there with Out for Blood from Carrie.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian