Natasha is engaged, doesn't hit it off with her potential in-laws, goes to an opera, meets a dude. The dude is married, which we apparently don't talk about because it apparently doesn't hinder his desire to ELOPE with her? Um. Okay. He has a slutty sister who is married to Pierre, but that doesn't get talked about much or explored or dealt with. Natasha is going to run off with the hot dude, her cousin-person-whoever stops her because it would "ruin" her (why! why does no one explain anything!) and so she drinks arsenic and doesn't die, the end. Oh, and there is a comet. For like, a second.