Brody, you're totally right, I got carried away with the Mandy Patinkin/Bernadette Peters reunion fantasy casting.
And yes, Meryl Streep is booked, but let's also remember she has said repeatedly that she only wants to return to Broadway in a new play. Hopefully, the rumors that she'll star in Tony Kushner's new play are true, though Streep has been giving excuses not to be on Broadway for decades now, which leads me to believe she doesn't find the prospect of a sustained run particularly exciting, appealing, or thrilling.
Also, I think it's time to retire the myth that Latifah will not commit to a Broadway schedule. Her comments on WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE made it clear that she will do Broadway but only when her schedule allows her to dedicate herself completely to a show, which is different from saying that she refuses to do 7-8 shows/week. She'd be truly special as Dolly, but she's young enough that she can easily headline a new revival when she's Midler's age.
Did Patti herself say that Herman thinks she's too ethnic for Dolly? It's just such a baffling, weird comment. I mean, Bette Midler and Barbra Streisand are "ethnic" too and they are both iconic Dollys in their own way. LuPone would be such a force in the role. I can so see her selling the comedy.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"