Eeeesh -- that video really cements it. Sad. It barely passes muster in a concert setting, I guess, but there's no way I can see her doing it in a film as a full-out performance. Of course, in these days of auto-tuning who knows what might be possible, but I just can't say I'm even remotely interested in finding out. God knows people would turn out to see her in a filmed reading an iPod instruction manual, and demand blood sacrifice if she didn't pick up an Oscar for it.
She's just too old for GYPSY. Period. It might still happen, but I doubt it, frankly, and anyway I couldn't care less -- I'd never sit through it.
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Updated On: 4/22/13 at 04:21 PM