If you could stunt cast the lead roles in Wicked by actors and actresses that could actually sing the score for one night, who would they be? Elphaba- Naya Rivera Glinda- Lea Michele Fiyero- Nick Jonas The Wizard-James Cromwell Nessarose- Demi Lovato Boq-? Dr.Dillamond- Stephen Moyer Madame Morrible- Meryl Streep
Elphaba: Anthony Weiner Glinda: Elliot Spitzer The Wizard: Bill Clinton Morrible: Nancy Pelosi Nessarose: Elizabeth Warren Fiyero: Madonna Monkeys: Boehner, Cantor, Palin and Bachmann
Elphaba: Lindsay Lohan Glinda: Taylor Swift The Wizard: Donald Trump Morrible: Cloris Leachman Nessarose: Amanda Bynes Fiyero: Kanye West Boq: Drake because Amanda would love that. :) Flying Monkeys: Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian. And Kris Jenner
And Baby North West can play baby Elphaba in the beginning.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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Lady Gaga as Elphaba (that's actually a legit suggestion) Ke$ha as Glinda Russel Brand as Fyero Harry Styles as BOQ Jennifer Hudson as Nessarose Glenn Close as Morrible Ricky Martin as The Wizard
Elphaba- Ethel Merman Glinda- Mary Martin Fiyero- John Raitt The Wizard- Zero Mostel Nessarose- Edith Adams Boq- Tommy Steele Dr.Dillamond- Jack Gilford Madame Morrible- Hermione Gingold
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Ooooh! If Ian McShane were the Wizard, that role might actually have the punch I felt it needs instead of this bizarre sad clown vaudeville thing. I feel like there could be something miraculous done with that subtext, but it's never allowed to truly blossom as this has become a theme park family show.
Maybe there should be a one night only "(Really) Wicked" performance where the performers actually do get intense, menacing, and really mean! I'm talking full-on Actor's Studio line readings!!!