Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

#1

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:05am

If you could stunt cast the lead roles in Wicked by actors and actresses that could actually sing the score for one night, who would they be?
Elphaba- Naya Rivera
Glinda- Lea Michele
Fiyero- Nick Jonas
The Wizard-James Cromwell
Nessarose- Demi Lovato
Boq-?
Dr.Dillamond- Stephen Moyer
Madame Morrible- Meryl Streep

#2

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:20am

The only surprise there is you knowing who James Cromwell is.

Mine would be:

Elphaba: Ann Coulter
Glinda: Sarah Palin
Fiyero: Bill O'Reilly
Dillamond: Antoine Dodson

#3

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:25am

Wynbish, I know James Cromwell from American Horror story.

#4

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:28am

Seriously? Not even from Babe? What is going on with the youth of this world?!?

#5

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:45am

That wasn't the first time we worked with Frances Conroy...

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#6

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:47am

Imagine Ian McShane as the wizard

#7

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 10:57am

Elphaba: Anthony Weiner
Glinda: Elliot Spitzer
The Wizard: Bill Clinton
Morrible: Nancy Pelosi
Nessarose: Elizabeth Warren
Fiyero: Madonna
Monkeys: Boehner, Cantor, Palin and Bachmann

#8

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 2:25pm

^ I like that casting.

Elphaba: Lindsay Lohan
Glinda: Taylor Swift
The Wizard: Donald Trump
Morrible: Cloris Leachman
Nessarose: Amanda Bynes
Fiyero: Kanye West
Boq: Drake because Amanda would love that. :)
Flying Monkeys: Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian. And Kris Jenner

And Baby North West can play baby Elphaba in the beginning.

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Updated On: 7/28/13 at 02:25 PM

#9

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 2:28pm

Snooki can be Elphaba. All the pickles made her turn green):

#10

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 2:31pm

Sarah Palin should do a one woman production of Wicked.

#11

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 2:34pm

I can already see a number called "YOU'RE ALL UGLY" with Amanda Bynes as Nessarose.

#12

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 2:44pm

Lady Gaga as Elphaba (that's actually a legit suggestion)
Ke$ha as Glinda
Russel Brand as Fyero
Harry Styles as BOQ
Jennifer Hudson as Nessarose
Glenn Close as Morrible
Ricky Martin as The Wizard

#13

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 3:04pm

To be honest, Glenn Close as Madame Morrible doesn't bother me. I wonder if she'll be considered for the movie?

#14

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 3:06pm

Elphaba- Ethel Merman
Glinda- Mary Martin
Fiyero- John Raitt
The Wizard- Zero Mostel
Nessarose- Edith Adams
Boq- Tommy Steele
Dr.Dillamond- Jack Gilford
Madame Morrible- Hermione Gingold

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Updated On: 7/28/13 at 03:06 PM

#15

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 3:07pm

^There's a dream...

#16

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 3:22pm

We can't do a stunt cast without the Stunt Cast Dame BROOKE SHIELDS!!!

#17

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 4:08pm

For the record, OP, Lea Michele couldn't sing Glinda.

#18

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 4:24pm

Catherine Russell in all roles, move it to the Snapple Theatre.

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#19

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 7:48pm

Bring back Eyedeena Menzel and Kristin ChenICan'tSpellHerLastName for the 10th ann. That's true stunt casting.

#20

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 8:18pm

No, no, no. Jennifer Holliday has to play Elphaba.

#21

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 8:20pm

With Carol Channing as Glinda.

#22

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/28/13 at 8:21pm

@Visceral Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#23

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/29/13 at 12:39pm

Elphaba - Katharine McPhee
Glinda - Amanda Seyfried
Fiyero - Eddie Redmayne
The Wizard - Dick Van Dyke
Nessarose- Samantha Barks
Boq - Logan Lerman
Dr. Dillamond- Mickey Rooney
Madame Morrible- Meryl Streep

#24

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/29/13 at 12:41pm

beautywickedlover-I like your casting. That's not bad at all. I would totally see that.

#25

Stunt Cast the lead roles in Wicked for one night

Posted: 7/29/13 at 6:05pm

Ooooh! If Ian McShane were the Wizard, that role might actually have the punch I felt it needs instead of this bizarre sad clown vaudeville thing. I feel like there could be something miraculous done with that subtext, but it's never allowed to truly blossom as this has become a theme park family show.

Maybe there should be a one night only "(Really) Wicked" performance where the performers actually do get intense, menacing, and really mean! I'm talking full-on Actor's Studio line readings!!!