#26
Posted: 6/9/05 at 4:42pm
that was absolutely hilarious... inspired my new avatar, lol.
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#27
Posted: 6/9/05 at 4:45pm
And my new quote. 
#28
Posted: 6/9/05 at 4:47pm
AM I the only one who finds it only "sorta" funny?
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Updated On: 6/9/05 at 04:47 PM
#29
Posted: 6/9/05 at 4:49pm
I'm with you on the "sorta" funny, but the ones that are funny are hilarious. My faves:
10:17pm
The camera cuts to actor and non-winner Brían F. O'Byrne, he of the í that makes me írrítated that Í myself am not Írísh and alas laddíe cannot have an í of me very own. I hear his Tony-losing performance in Doubt is not to be missed.
10:46pm
Bernadette Peters comes out, says "piazza," and leaves.
10:17pm
The camera cuts to actor and non-winner Brían F. O'Byrne, he of the í that makes me írrítated that Í myself am not Írísh and alas laddíe cannot have an í of me very own. I hear his Tony-losing performance in Doubt is not to be missed.
10:46pm
Bernadette Peters comes out, says "piazza," and leaves.
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#30
Posted: 6/9/05 at 4:51pm
Nope, Margo.
Though I did really like the image of Turner ripping off JEJ's had and eating it.
Though I did really like the image of Turner ripping off JEJ's had and eating it.
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#31
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:04pm
"Bernadette Peters comes out, says "piazza," and leaves."
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
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#32
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:05pm
What does he mean about the "All About Eve" moment from last year? I watched and don't have a clue. Anyone?
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#33
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:18pm
To quote Pluto in THE FROGS: "...It's PRETTY funny!"
It is, however, not QUITE as good as LAST years report....
"Shoot that b*tch down!"
It is, however, not QUITE as good as LAST years report....
"Shoot that b*tch down!"
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#34
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:25pm
You are right! That is funnier!
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#35
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:28pm
He's of the new group of bloggers who are so post-gay that they sometimes come off as anti-gay, like the guy who uised to edit gawker.com
#36
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:35pm
It's "sorta funny" because it's sorta true.
#37
Posted: 6/9/05 at 6:45pm
That just made my day!! Littlewing: your avatar is lovely, just lovely. hehe
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#38
Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:31pm
"Am I the only person that found this article offensive and ignorant?"
So far, yes.
It's all meant in good humor. Last year's was funnier, but this was pretty good.
So far, yes.
It's all meant in good humor. Last year's was funnier, but this was pretty good.
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#39
Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:35pm
Last years was way funnier...but hey, still a good laugh.
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#40
Posted: 6/10/05 at 7:40am
Yes last year's was funnier, but this year's report had many moments of comic genius. By the time it got to Aretha Franklin, my co-workers had all gathered round to find out exactly what had reduced me to helpless laughter.
I think theatreboi needs a sense of humour though.
I think theatreboi needs a sense of humour though.
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#41
Posted: 6/10/05 at 9:44am
I'm with Margo...
#42
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:26am
10:09pm
"Then they bring out an actual live guy, Jesse L. Martin, to do a little song and dance and milk the now three-year-old Chicago marketing cash cow. Maybe I missed something, but how does "Razzle Dazzle" have even the slightest bit to do with dead people? I'll Google it."
This is funny. I felt the same way. I am glad I am not the only one.
"Then they bring out an actual live guy, Jesse L. Martin, to do a little song and dance and milk the now three-year-old Chicago marketing cash cow. Maybe I missed something, but how does "Razzle Dazzle" have even the slightest bit to do with dead people? I'll Google it."
This is funny. I felt the same way. I am glad I am not the only one.
#43
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:36am
Hugh, if you are reading this, please do not host the Tony Awards next year. You should never be the "butt" of jokes.
#44
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:44am
I don't understand why I'm not laughing. I love sardonic, sarcastic humour.
But this was just bitchy and rather hateful...
I laughed at a few things, but most left me cold.
But this was just bitchy and rather hateful...
I laughed at a few things, but most left me cold.
Updated On: 6/10/05 at 10:44 AM
#45
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:45am
If you're famous, you'll be parodied at some point. I do think the "hee hee Jackman we all know you're gay" jokes get kind of tired the 659th time around, but what do I know? Anyway, this was a mixed bag- hilarious when it worked, but it didn't always work.
#46
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:23am
LOL that review made me laugh like crazy.
#47
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:57am
My first threadjack!
Dukie, that's an awesome avatar! Do you know what movie it's from?
Dukie, that's an awesome avatar! Do you know what movie it's from?
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#48
Posted: 6/10/05 at 12:24pm
Hilarious and on point.
It actually made it worth sitting through the entire TV debacle just to appreciate this article!
It actually made it worth sitting through the entire TV debacle just to appreciate this article!
Perhaps it was not a dream.
#49
Posted: 6/10/05 at 12:44pm
That's Judy Holliday from a cut number from either GREENWICH VILLAGE or SOMETHING FOR THE BOYS (both 2oth-Fox 1944).
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
Updated On: 6/10/05 at 12:44 PM
#50
Posted: 6/10/05 at 4:42pm
I thought it was Angela Lansbury.
"Which way do you want these pleats turned?"
"Toward Mecca."
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