With nothing in the Neil Simon, it would be a great time to renovate the theatre. The theatre mostly needs renovation in the lobby, basement, and walls. Most of it is just plain ugly. After Hairspray sold 3,418,653 tickets with a $1.25 restoration fee per ticket, there should be $4,273,316 for renovation from ticket sales alone. I love the theatre, but it could serve very well from interior renovations.
"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster.
"Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."