I got
SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE
"You ooze with color and syle. You’re really the culmination of painstaking effort that went on long before your birth, and you know it. You can make anything look gooood."
Which, I must say, is very extraordinarily RIGHT.
I didn't answer the "sex with barnyard animal" question, apparently it is not necessary.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.