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You can name Patti's book!

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#2You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:09pm

Sweet Jesus. I am going to enter so much!!

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#2You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:14pm

Oh, this is just too easy...

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TheatreFan4
#3You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:14pm

I've already entered 4 times.

ifuweregay93
#4You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/24/10 at 7:51pm

I'm thinking either "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??" or "THREE TIMES YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!".

Gothampc
#5You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 8:21am

I guess "The Actress Hasn't Learned The Lines" probably won't make me the winner.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#6You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 8:24am

CARDBOARD A LA PATTI: The Art of Chewing Scenery

jagfkb
#7You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:24am

My three:
"Stop Taking Pictures RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Who Do You Think You Are?"
"You Just Got Patti Lu-PWNed"

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StephanietheStar
#8You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 5:56pm

HAHA, I already love this thread....


and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...

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Mr Roxy
#9You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 6:16pm

"You Will Buy This Book Got It?"


Poster Emeritus

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#10You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 6:21pm

"I'm thinking either "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??" or "THREE TIMES YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!".

LOL!!!

I was going to suggest "Crazy Bitc*"


"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

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byebyebaby12
#11You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 7:00pm

How about "Crazier Than Liza" or "Suck It Andrew Lloyd Webber" Updated On: 2/25/10 at 07:00 PM

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#12You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 7:42pm

"I Didn't Write a Word of It Myself, So Why Should I Trouble Myself Thinking of a Title"

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Bettyboy72
#13You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 8:19pm

LuPowned: My Journeys with Theatre, Isotoners, and Bank of America.


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

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Jamie Pierce
#14You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:45pm

Tonys and Tubas

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#15You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:53pm

I just entered "Some People Ain't Me."


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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#16You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:56pm

So help me god she better be reading the audio book, or I'm going to burn down our Barnes & Noble.

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StephanietheStar
#17You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:29pm

theatrefan4 that seriously just made me laugh aloud....wow. that's ridiculous. and I'll burn down mine as well...


and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...

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#18You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:40pm

"I'm so stuck on myself, I should be called glue"


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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ljay889
#19You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:52pm

Dear Dolls,
Well done!! I'm enjoying many of the entries but PLEASE one submission per entry. Think clearly and cleverly then write and click once. Repeats will be deleted and who knows, they may be your best entry.
Thanks and love, Patti

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TheatreFan4
#20You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:56pm

Damn it all!!

Now I am going to burn down B&N. I blame Patti. LOL.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#21You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/25/10 at 11:14pm

Next she's gonna hold a contest to see who will sign the books for her!

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#22You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/26/10 at 12:37am

"Here we go loop de loop".

I betcha there's gonna be a picture of her ALW swimming pool in that book. Hopefully with Patti in it!


"Curse you, Lady Glyde!"

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Eris0303
#23You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/26/10 at 12:55am

Diva Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry


"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".

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theaterkid1015
#24You can name Patti's book!
Posted: 2/26/10 at 1:33am

Either "I found this out through a humiliating experience at the IGA trying to buy a bag of spinach" or " I want my old PIN because it is in honor of my dead cat"

Yes, they're from the same rant on her website, and something about always makes me giggle.


Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.


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