I guess "The Actress Hasn't Learned The Lines" probably won't make me the winner.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
"I'm thinking either "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??" or "THREE TIMES YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!".
LOL!!!
I was going to suggest "Crazy Bitc*"
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
LuPowned: My Journeys with Theatre, Isotoners, and Bank of America.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Dear Dolls, Well done!! I'm enjoying many of the entries but PLEASE one submission per entry. Think clearly and cleverly then write and click once. Repeats will be deleted and who knows, they may be your best entry. Thanks and love, Patti
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
Either "I found this out through a humiliating experience at the IGA trying to buy a bag of spinach" or " I want my old PIN because it is in honor of my dead cat"
Yes, they're from the same rant on her website, and something about always makes me giggle.