You can name Patti's book!

#1

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:05pm

Some of you are going to be so happy!

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Patti_LuPone_Gives_Fans_The_Opportunity_to_Name_Her_New_Book_20100224

#2

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:09pm

Sweet Jesus. I am going to enter so much!!

#3

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:14pm

Oh, this is just too easy...

#4

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 6:14pm

I've already entered 4 times.

#5

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 7:51pm

I'm thinking either "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??" or "THREE TIMES YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!".

#6

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 8:21am

I guess "The Actress Hasn't Learned The Lines" probably won't make me the winner.

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#7

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 8:24am

CARDBOARD A LA PATTI: The Art of Chewing Scenery

#8

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:24am

My three:
"Stop Taking Pictures RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Who Do You Think You Are?"
"You Just Got Patti Lu-PWNed"

#9

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 5:56pm

HAHA, I already love this thread....

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#10

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 6:16pm

"You Will Buy This Book Got It?"

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#11

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 6:21pm

"I'm thinking either "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??" or "THREE TIMES YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!".

LOL!!!

I was going to suggest "Crazy Bitc*"

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#12

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 7:00pm

How about "Crazier Than Liza" or "Suck It Andrew Lloyd Webber"

Updated On: 2/25/10 at 07:00 PM

#13

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 7:42pm

"I Didn't Write a Word of It Myself, So Why Should I Trouble Myself Thinking of a Title"

#14

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 8:19pm

LuPowned: My Journeys with Theatre, Isotoners, and Bank of America.

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#15

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:45pm

Tonys and Tubas

#16

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:53pm

I just entered "Some People Ain't Me."

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#17

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 9:56pm

So help me god she better be reading the audio book, or I'm going to burn down our Barnes & Noble.

#18

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:29pm

theatrefan4 that seriously just made me laugh aloud....wow. that's ridiculous. and I'll burn down mine as well...

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#19

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:40pm

"I'm so stuck on myself, I should be called glue"

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#20

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:52pm

Dear Dolls,
Well done!! I'm enjoying many of the entries but PLEASE one submission per entry. Think clearly and cleverly then write and click once. Repeats will be deleted and who knows, they may be your best entry.
Thanks and love, Patti

#21

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 10:56pm

Damn it all!!

Now I am going to burn down B&N. I blame Patti. LOL.

#22

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/25/10 at 11:14pm

Next she's gonna hold a contest to see who will sign the books for her!

#23

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/26/10 at 12:37am

"Here we go loop de loop".

I betcha there's gonna be a picture of her ALW swimming pool in that book. Hopefully with Patti in it!

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#24

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/26/10 at 12:55am

Diva Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

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#25

You can name Patti's book!

Posted: 2/26/10 at 1:33am

Either "I found this out through a humiliating experience at the IGA trying to buy a bag of spinach" or " I want my old PIN because it is in honor of my dead cat"

Yes, they're from the same rant on her website, and something about always makes me giggle.

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