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worst musical
BtMartin25
Featured Actor Joined: 1/4/06
#25re: worst musical
Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:13pm
The victims on the plane heading toward the WTC.
now THAT would be a bad show.
cookie2
Stand-by Joined: 5/16/05
#27re: worst musical
Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:38pm
people on a message board about musicals singing how they know more than the stars of broadway and dissign them constantly even thouh they dont have 1% of the talent the broadway people do.
arky
Chorus Member Joined: 6/16/05
#29re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:56pm
Kasim, do you mean dis on rather than dissign? Dissign is a great wordage though. Whatever it's supposed to mean.
Love me some Caroline, or Change. I'm going to be frank, if you didn't like it, oh well for you. Maybe you just didn't get it.
How about a musical about some little kids who think the ex convict living in their barn is Jesus? They can sing a lot of songs that are meant to be cute but just aren't.
joey
#30re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:57pm
No, I've got it!
Fangirl: the musical.
Starring actual fangirls.
#31re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 3:59pmThat show with the little dead girl and her brother who has Tourettes.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#32re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 4:00pm
Fangirls... like YOU!?
We ought to get the chicks who I sat next to at this concert the other day comparing how many times they'd seen Altar Boyz (which numbered above 50 for one of them, no further comment).
joey
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#33re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 6:20pm
Metro
Don't Play us Cheap
Utter Glory of Morrisey Hall
Dr Selavy's Magic Theater
CATS
#35re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 9:04pm
these would be in bad taste...but funny..
sago mine disaster musical
dc sniper musical
Katrina ...the musical
RockabyeHamlet
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/05
#36re: worst musical
Posted: 1/18/06 at 9:28pm
Backstreet Boys- The Musical!
N*SYNC- The Musical!
Katrina- The Musical!
A musical about the Tsunami
A Musical about the London Bombings with Sweeny making a cameo singing "There a hole in the world like a big black pit and its filled with people who are filled with **** and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of London."
BANG!
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#37re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:50am
jv92 - I definitely think you have a heart and you're also a hoot. I also weep every time I see or listen to CAROUSEL. A heartbreaker.
I would say a musical version of ANNE FRANK but there already was one. It was called YOURS ANNE. It flopped - What a shocker. Did anyone see it?
SporkGoddess
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/27/05
#38re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 2:15pm
A musical about the murder of Mary Phagan, and the subsequent 1913 Leo Frank trial and lynching...
Come on, I love Parade, but seriously here!
Donnie Darko
Swing Joined: 1/21/06
#40re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 3:06pm
"How about a black maid of a Jewish family who hangs out in a basement with a talking washing machine and other dancing and singing family appliances singing bad R&B. Oh wait..." - ALWRULES
Wait I have an even better one!! How bout a gay guy who wears a mask and chases his fag hag around an opera house for 4 + hours?
#41re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 3:19pm
Happy Tree Friends: The Musical!
Another idea:
LES RELENTLESS
A musical in which a convict is relentlessly pursued by a relentless policeman who relentlessly chases him. The relentless men of the army relentlessly try to win a war, but they all die. The convict's worker is relentless to get some money, and turns into a sexually relentless prostitute to get some. Then she pointlessly (and relentlessly) dies. Then we have another relentless-for-money couple who are taking care of the prostitute's daughter, who is relentless to get out of there. The convict relentlesly recues her. The ward then relentlessly tries to figure who the sexually relentless young man lusting for her outside her gates. Years pass, all except the relentless and greedy couple and the relentlessly nice couple survive, and the old man relentlesly dies.
The End. 
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel
#42re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 3:21pmEvita 2: The Rainbow Corpse Tour
Joelbeans
Stand-by Joined: 5/9/05
#43re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:46pmJust a word about yours, Anne. I have done that show twice. A theatre group I worked for did it for schools that were reading for their English classes. I think if it is done right it is a beautiful show. The first time I did the show I play piano for it, and the second time I played Mr. VanDan. Anne sings most of her diary entries, and has some beautiful songs. They aren't the easiest but when the actress gets them down and throws in some acting they can be amazing.
#44re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:57pmThat was probably the stupidest thing I've ever read Donnie Darko. Great comeback...
#45re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 6:02pmAnd nice language as well, Donnie Darko. It's comforting to see "intellectual" theater people calling people "fags." Why don't I just refer to Caroline as a n* and her family as kytes (or however you spell it.) Good to see...
#46re: worst musical
Posted: 1/21/06 at 6:52pmAny musical with the kind of music we play on the radio these days.
rockfenris2005
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#47re: worst musical
Posted: 1/22/06 at 3:04am
Which is *exactly* the reason why the theatre isn't popular anymore!
Katt
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/22/06
#48re: worst musical
Posted: 1/22/06 at 3:08amjeremykushnier, it's not really so much music on the radio now...more like screeching and ridiculous rap songs that are ninety percent cussing.
TheEnchantedHunter
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/27/05
#49re: worst musical
Posted: 1/22/06 at 3:10am
Which is exactly why there isn't any good music on radio anymore!
Daisy Gamble
New York, NY
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