That reminds me of Dame Edna's saying to a woman from the audience with really long hair "Oh, I remember when I first started to grow hair I could sit on."
Fortunately no. I left early Saturday morning. However, I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.
, I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.
HINTS FROM HELOISE: Wrap a condom around that cellphone before taking it into the steam room! You won't be able to hear anything through it, but you'll still be able to text! And that condom will keep pesky spills from damaging your touchpad!
I thought all of Heloise's hints somehow involved the use of vinegar.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
I got my dames messed up which is one reason I made such a terrible bawd.
I wish I had that Heloise hint when I was in the steam.
JG the leather bar in which I started this thread did have a small dark room delineated by curtains. I strolled through as best I could but about half the men seemed to have dropped their contact lenses.
Damn. I'm bummed I missed this thread when it was "live". Especially since I had my first authentic leather bar experience last week. Still got a bruise.
'I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.'
Can I just? I have now experienced three or four guys bringing their iPhones into the steam room at the gym. And I'm all, 'The f*ck is wrong with you? Not only will you damage your phone, there's a GODDAMN CAMERA IN IT! Get that sh*t outta here!'
I mean it's not like there aren't pictures of me in my natural state floating around, but still! Like any smart actress, I have photo approval!