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Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story "concept"

Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story "concept"

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#1Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story "concept"
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:22pm

Sondheim and Laurents are being understandably tight-lipped about their approach to the West Side Story revival.

They promise that it will be contemporary without changing a word of the text..


My guess is a concept something like.. an inner city high school puts on a production of West Side Story. They bring a modern day urban youth sensibility to the golden age classic.

How do you think they will present West Side Story?


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Updated On: 12/18/07 at 09:22 PM

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#2re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:26pm

It takes place years later in an Insane Asylum and is put on by Maria and the other asylum people


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#2re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:27pm

They project the movie onto a giant screen at the front of the theatre....but its THREE DIMENSIONAL!

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Updated On: 12/18/07 at 09:27 PM

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#3speculate on the mysterious west side story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:42pm

four words: gay alien space c*ckroaches.


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mywonderwa11
#4re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:43pm

It's performed by a cast of Middle Eastern midgets in white face! Except the role of Maria is played by Harvey Fierstein.


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jpbran
#5re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:44pm

On roller-skates,

Oh, and they're all vampires.

Mattbrain
#6re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:47pm

Laurents will direct it with some kind of concept in that overinflated head of his and we'll all go see it and all we'll see is your average run of the mill production of West Side Story.


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yellibean2
#7re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 9:49pm

B3 - How did I guess someone who suggest that?

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Michael Bennett
#8re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 10:32pm

The Sharks will all be played by illegal immigrants.

husk_charmer
#9re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 10:49pm

I actually figured they'd somehow be gay.....


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neddyfrank2
#10re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:04pm

My guess is that they will probably just do the whole thing naked.
Updated On: 12/18/07 at 11:04 PM

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FOAnatic
#11re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:06pm

It'll be an all Asian cast.


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DrTheatre
#12re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:06pm

I think that it will take place in present time and at the end of the show, they all sing "Were All In This Together"!



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CATSNYrevival
#13re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:27pm

I'm preying to god that that get Matthew Bourne to choreograph. That's the only way they'll get me to see it.

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CapnHook
#14re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:31pm

They rename it "Rivera West Side Story." Chita will play all of the parts. Her Quintet will win her the Tony.


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#15re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:31pm

Ricky Martin and Enrique. And that's it. You got your Bernardo and your Chino.


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PalJoey
#16re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:50pm

It will be identical to the 1957 production, but The New York Times and the theater websites will declare it a "daring new reimagining." It will be the Emperor's New Clothes all over again.


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#17re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/18/07 at 11:51pm

I'm thinking the same thing Joey.

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#18re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 12:16am

When they remake the movie based on the new production, Maria will be played by Queen Latifah and Tony will be played by Hugh Jackman, Zac Efron, AND Ewan McGregor.

jmh7940
#19re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 12:39am

has anyone seen the West Side Story medley clip where Cher plays every character in full costume? She plays 4 different Jets in split screen for the Jet Song, sings Somewhere as Tony, Tonight as Maria, and the Tonight Reprise as Anita, Maria, Bernardo, AND Riff in split screen, among other songs. My favorite switch is from Tony directly into Maria. She goes from man to woman but has the same exact voice. Perhaps Cher could star as all the roles in the revival then?

(This clip is really out there in all seriousness. I've seen it twice, quite hilarious.)

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Rosalind
#20re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 12:40am

After all these years, Marni Nixon is Maria.


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#21re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 12:41am

That clip is part of the Cher show and is hilarious. I love me some Cher, she actually rocks as Anita in the clip.


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CapnHook
#22re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 12:55am

Here it is:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZa7tBfPo_U

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HBPAgOvAXo


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

jmh7940
#23re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 1:14am

Thank you for posting. That just made my day. I'm so glad it's on youtube to watch whenever I want!!

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roseaddams
#24re: Speculate on the mysterious West Side Story 'concept'
Posted: 12/19/07 at 1:41am

As far as I can see, there's only two possible ways it can go:

Maria, at age seventy, tells her grandchildren of what life was like way back in the 1950s. The whole thing occurs as a flashback, every now and then punctuated by current Maria's commentary. (The kids also ask about the odd parallels between the story and Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, which Maria doesn't realize until the kids point it out.) And the whole thing ends with Maria's sad realization that she probably should have killed herself after the whole ordeal (for closure as well as greater dramatic effect), thus sending her grandchildren into a state of shock and inspiring in them a killing rampage much like "Silent Night, Deadly Night".

Or, a die-hard theater aficionado, going through his collection of vinyl albums, finds his vintage 'West Side Story' record and plays it in his apartment, and the characters come to life and perform the show in his apartment, every now and then punctuated by the theater aficionado's commentary.


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